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Clifford T. Ward - Gaye
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Clifford T. Ward - A Day To Myself
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Cliché
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Clifford T. Ward - Rayne
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Clifford T. Ward - A Dream
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Clifford T. Ward - All Modern Conveniences
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Clifford T. Ward - Always Think About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Antecipation
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Clifford T. Ward - Give Me One More Chance
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Clifford T. Ward - Ocean Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - A Song For Susan
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Clifford T. Ward - All That Glitters Is Not Gold
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Clifford T. Ward - Avenue Dreams
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Clifford T. Ward - Easy, Baby
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Clifford T. Ward - Gandalf
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Better To Believe
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Clifford T. Ward - It's Such a Pity
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Clifford T. Ward - Jayne From Andromeda Spiral
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Clifford T. Ward - Julia
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Clifford T. Ward - Lullaby
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Clifford T. Ward - Marble Arch
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Clifford T. Ward - Mr. Bilbo Baggins
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Clifford T. Ward - Realisation
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Clifford T. Ward - Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - Snakes And Ladders
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Clifford T. Ward - Someone I Know
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Clifford T. Ward - Sunshine Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Sweetness And Light
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Clifford T. Ward - The Best Is Yet To Come
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Clifford T. Ward - The Cause Is Good
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Clifford T. Ward - The Way Of Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Trespass
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Clifford T. Ward - Trousers
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Clifford T. Ward - Up In The World
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Clifford T. Ward - A Sad Affair
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Clifford T. Ward - Another Radio Station
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Clifford T. Ward - April
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Clifford T. Ward - Are You Really Interested ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Attraction
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Clifford T. Ward - Before The World Was Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Birmingham
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Clifford T. Ward - Both Of Us
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Clifford T. Ward - Campers In The Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Carrie
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Clifford T. Ward - Cellophane
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Clifford T. Ward - Change Of Heart
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Clifford T. Ward - Circus Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Climate Of Her Favour
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Clifford T. Ward - Coathanger
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Clifford T. Ward - Cold Wind Blowing
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Clifford T. Ward - Computer
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Clifford T. Ward - Contrary
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Clifford T. Ward - Convertible
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Clifford T. Ward - Cricket
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Clifford T. Ward - Crisis
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Clifford T. Ward - Detriment
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Clifford T. Ward - Discernible
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Clifford T. Ward - End Of Time Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Escalator
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Clifford T. Ward - Evening
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Clifford T. Ward - Everything Goes Out The Window
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Clifford T. Ward - Fast Sinking
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Clifford T. Ward - For Debbie And Her Friends
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Clifford T. Ward - For Emily
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Clifford T. Ward - Gentle
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Clifford T. Ward - God Help Me
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Clifford T. Ward - Got To Get Into Your Way Of Life
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Clifford T. Ward - Heaven Lend a Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Here's Till Then
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Clifford T. Ward - Home
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Clifford T. Ward - Home Thoughts From Abroad
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Clifford T. Ward - I Don't Understand Your Logic
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Clifford T. Ward - I Got Lost Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - I'd Like To Take You Out Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - If I Had Known
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Clifford T. Ward - It's a Nice Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Jackdaw
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Clifford T. Ward - Jenny
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Clifford T. Ward - Jesus Of Long Ago
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Clifford T. Ward - Jig-saw Girl
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Clifford T. Ward - Lady With The Book In Her Hand
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Clifford T. Ward - Last Train Tonight
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Clifford T. Ward - Laugh It Off
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Clifford T. Ward - Leader
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Clifford T. Ward - Learning My Part
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Clifford T. Ward - Leaving
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Clifford T. Ward - Let's Be Fools Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Like An Old Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Losin' After All (nothin' New)
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost Again
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Clifford T. Ward - Lost In The Flow Of Your Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Love In The Song
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Clifford T. Ward - Mad About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Marron's Glance
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Clifford T. Ward - Maybe I'm Right
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Clifford T. Ward - Messenger
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Clifford T. Ward - Miner
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Clifford T. Ward - Moonlight
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Clifford T. Ward - My Goddess
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Clifford T. Ward - My My What a Day
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Clifford T. Ward - Naughty Boy
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Clifford T. Ward - New England Days
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Clifford T. Ward - New English Bible
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Clifford T. Ward - Next To You
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Clifford T. Ward - Nightingale
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Clifford T. Ward - No More Rock 'n' Roll
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Clifford T. Ward - Not To Mention Her Smile
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Clifford T. Ward - Not Waving, Drowning
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Clifford T. Ward - Nothing New
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Clifford T. Ward - Prams
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Clifford T. Ward - Quiz Show
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Clifford T. Ward - Reckless
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Clifford T. Ward - Sal
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Clifford T. Ward - Sam
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Clifford T. Ward - Screen Test
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Clifford T. Ward - Scullery
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Clifford T. Ward - Secretary
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Clifford T. Ward - Sidetracked
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Clifford T. Ward - Some Uncertainty
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Clifford T. Ward - Somebody Stole My Woman
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Clifford T. Ward - Somehow
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Clifford T. Ward - Sometime Next Year
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Clifford T. Ward - STAINS
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Clifford T. Ward - Still Not Free
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Clifford T. Ward - Summer Solstice
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Clifford T. Ward - Sylvie
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Clifford T. Ward - Sympathy
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Clifford T. Ward - Taking The Long Way Round
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Clifford T. Ward - Tea Cosy
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Clifford T. Ward - That's The Way Our Love Goes
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dancer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Dubious Circus Company
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Clifford T. Ward - The Gloria Bosom Show
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Clifford T. Ward - The Mule
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Clifford T. Ward - The Open University
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Clifford T. Ward - The Session Singer
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Clifford T. Ward - The Traveller
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Clifford T. Ward - There's No Such Thing
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Clifford T. Ward - They Must Think Me a Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking About You
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Clifford T. Ward - Thinking Of Something To do
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Clifford T. Ward - This Is The Stuff (stuck In The Lift)
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Clifford T. Ward - This Was Our Love
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Clifford T. Ward - Time The Magician
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Clifford T. Ward - To An Air Hostess
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Clifford T. Ward - Today In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - Tomorrow Night
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Clifford T. Ward - Turbo
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Clifford T. Ward - Twenty Minutes
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Clifford T. Ward - Unmarried Mother
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Clifford T. Ward - User Friendly
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Clifford T. Ward - Wait a Minute You Fool
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Clifford T. Ward - Waiting For The Garda
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Clifford T. Ward - Watchin' The Tv News
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Clifford T. Ward - Water
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Clifford T. Ward - Water-Wheel
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Clifford T. Ward - WayWard
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Clifford T. Ward - We Could Be Talking
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Clifford T. Ward - Weather
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Clifford T. Ward - When I Found You
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Clifford T. Ward - Where do Angels Really Come From ?
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Clifford T. Ward - Where Would That Leave Me?
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Clifford T. Ward - Where's It Going To End?
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Clifford T. Ward - Wherewithal
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Clifford T. Ward - Who Cares
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Clifford T. Ward - Witches And Ghosts
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Clifford T. Ward - Yesterday In Parliament
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Clifford T. Ward - You Knock When You Should Come In
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Clifford T. Ward - You're No Angel
Quiz Show
Clifford T. Ward
I know you love the quiz shows
I know you love the quiz shows
I know you love the quiz shows.
And our final contestant tonight comes from . . .
Where was it again you said you come from?
An well, it doesn't mater
Let's make him welcome shall we folks?
Right, here we go -
A number of questions -
You provide the correct answers in the allotted time
And you win a lovely prize.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Who is the Prime Minister of England?
Ah, it's a woman. I know it's a woman. I think it's a woman.
Who replaced Terry Wogan on the radio?
Ah, that's a suave, slick Scotchman.
I wouldn't leave him alone with my missus, I know that.
In a sentence, what is the basis for modern thinking in society?
Star Trek is it? Oh I love the black doll in that show.
What does anaphobic mean?
Oh now, that's lucky: I learnt that this morning:
It's a hatred of -er- foreign women isn't it? Ooh, I can't understand that
I love women wherever they come from - they're all nice aren't they?
Who wears a blue uniform and is always there if you need help?
Mother Theresa?
What is a surrogate mother?
Ooh, that's my missus.
She ain't got two ha'pennies to rub together come Wednesday.
What is the role of the quiz show?
Cheese was it? No, no, I tell a lie. It was ham in mine.
I can only accept your first answer - sorry.
Who is the Queen of England?
Oh, it's a woman. I know it's a woman. I think it's a woman.
Who is the leader of the opposition?
Oh that's a woman for sure, it's my missus.
What's the meaning of the word 'horrendous'?
A bad woman is it?
What's the capital of Italy?
Oh I know that, it's -er- Nipples - I - I mean Naples.
Name the four counties in the United Kingdom.
This is easy - England, Scotland, Wales and London.
In a sentence, what do you know about the SDP Liberal Alliance?
Oh, is that the one my missus goes to where they do flower arranging
And -er- make wicker baskets and things?
Oh, there's some nice women there.
Who is Shirley Williams?
Oh, she goes there does she?
Oh yes, she's good at the flower arranging, so my missus tells me.
Who had a hit record with the song 'Wuthering Heights'?
Val Doonican is it? No, no, I know it's a woman though.
Who or what is Dow Jones?
A womaniser is he?
What does Danny La Rue do?
Oh, she dresses up as a man - is that right?
Well, you've done very well. Wendy, bring on the prizes.
Now which would you like to take home with you
The computer, the TV, the video or the holiday for two in Majorca?
Ooh, I'll have Wendy can I?
I've seen 'em do that on the Tele - you know,
The girl brings on the prizes,
And they say "I don't like the prizes, I'd rather have the girl".
Alright, you've won Wendy, off you go the pair of you.
Thank you for being a marvellous contestant.
Let's hear it for 'em, shall we?
Put you hands together and give them a big round warm of women -
I mean applause.
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows
Don't you love the quiz shows?
I know you love the quiz shows
The BBC knows you love the quiz shows
And all the independents know you love the quiz shows
America taught us to love the quiz shows.
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows
I love the quiz shows, I love the quiz shows
