If you had a cadillac you'd worry about the gas 
 
 if you could tell the future you'd just worry about the past
 
 and if you had a lawyer you'd worry about who to sue
 
 and if you had a penis you'd worry about who to screw
 
  
  but i guess that's you with all the worries in the world 
 
 i guess that's you with all the worries in the world
  
 
 if you married a millionnaire you'd worry about his stock
 
 and if you worked in radio you'd worry about all the rock
 
 and if you had a record out you'd worry will it sell
 
 and though you were in heaven you'd still worry about hell
  
 
 but i guess thats you with all the worries in the world 
 
 i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
  
 
 try to ease your mind try to calm down and relax
 
 if i could solve your problems then i'd send you a fax
 
 i really try to help you out but now i've given up
 
 you spend your time worrying and you really need to stop
  
 
 but i guess thats you with all the worries in the world 
 
 i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
 
 i guess thats you with all the worries in the world
 
 i guess thats you with all the worries in the world