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Pansy Division - No Protection
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Pansy Division - A Song Of Remembrance For Old Boyfriends
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Pansy Division - Anonymous
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Pansy Division - Anthem
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Pansy Division - Bad Boyfriend
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Pansy Division - Beercan Boy
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Pansy Division - Best Revenge
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Pansy Division - Better Off Just Friends
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Pansy Division - Big Bottom
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Pansy Division - Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure
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Pansy Division - Blurry Down Below
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Pansy Division - Boyfriend Wanted
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Pansy Division - Bunnies
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Pansy Division - C.S.F.
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Pansy Division - Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other
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Pansy Division - Crabby Day
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Pansy Division - Cry For A Shadow
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Pansy Division - Curvature
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Pansy Division - Deep Water
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Pansy Division - Denny
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Pansy Division - Dick Of Death
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Pansy Division - Don't Be So Sure
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Pansy Division - Expiration Date
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Pansy Division - February 17
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Pansy Division - Fem In A Black Leather Jacket
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Pansy Division - Femme Fatale
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Pansy Division - Flower
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Pansy Division - Fluffy City
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Pansy Division - Fuck Buddy
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Pansy Division - Glenview
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Pansy Division - Groovy Underwear
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Pansy Division - He Whipped My Ass In Tennis (Then I Fucked His Ass In Bed)
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Pansy Division - Headbanger
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Pansy Division - Hippy Dude
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Pansy Division - Hockey Hair
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Pansy Division - Homo Christmas
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Pansy Division - Homosapien
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Pansy Division - Horny In The Morning
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Pansy Division - I Can't Sleep
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Pansy Division - I Really Wanted You
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Pansy Division - I'm Gonna Be A Slut
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Pansy Division - It'll Never Be The Same
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Pansy Division - Jack U Off
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Pansy Division - Jackson
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Pansy Division - James Bondage
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Pansy Division - Kevin
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Pansy Division - Kissed
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Pansy Division - Luck Of The Draw
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Pansy Division - Luv Luv Luv
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Pansy Division - Manada
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Pansy Division - Negative Queen
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Pansy Division - New Pleasures
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Pansy Division - Not Enough Of You To Go Around
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Pansy Division - Obstacle Course
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Pansy Division - Pee Shy
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Pansy Division - Pillow Talk
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Pansy Division - Political Asshole
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Pansy Division - Rachbottomoff
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Pansy Division - Reciprocate
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Pansy Division - Ring Of Joy
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Pansy Division - Rock n' Roll Queer Bar
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Pansy Division - Sidewalk Sale
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Pansy Division - Smells Like Queer Spirit
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Pansy Division - Story So Far
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Pansy Division - Strip You Down
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Pansy Division - Surrender Your Clothing
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Pansy Division - Sweet Insecurity
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Pansy Division - The Ache
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Pansy Division - The Cocksucker Club
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Pansy Division - The Summer You Let Your Hair Grow Out
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Pansy Division - This Is Your Life
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Pansy Division - Tinted Windows
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Pansy Division - Too Beautiful
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Pansy Division - Touch My Joe Camel
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Pansy Division - Used To Turn Me On
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Pansy Division - Valentine's Day
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Pansy Division - Vanilla
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Pansy Division - Versatile
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Pansy Division - Vicious Beauty
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Pansy Division - Who Treats You Right
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Pansy Division - Wish I'd Taken Pictures
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Pansy Division - You're Gonna Need Your Friends
No Protection
Pansy Division
How cute! What a guy!
The kind that makes my mouth go dry
He turned around and flashed me a smile
While I pictured us walking down the aisle
But then just the other day
All I needed was to hear him say
That he yearned for a deeper connection
His lips parted upon the confession
He said
Oh Oh Oh I want you
Oh Oh Oh I want you
Oh Oh I want you with no protection!
Wow!
How could I argue with that
He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat
So hoping and trusting too
I took him home quick
I was wanting it too
We shed our clothes as we shut the door
And out from the bottom drawer
Female condoms-- my predilection
But when he saw my selection
He said
No No No I want you
No No No I want you
No No I want you with no protection!
Wow!
How could I miss what he meant
He suddenly seemed less intelligent
He said If it's not spit then it's not love
So put away those penile gloves
And I said
No No No this won't do
And I lost my erection
Now listen to me
Oh Oh Oh I want you
But No No No this won't do
No No I won't screw with no protection!
