Brett: Someone got his eyelids torn off And I'm sitting here And I should be doing something That guy got an axe in his throat And she's sitting there And I don't know why I'm waiting
But oh, any minute I'll be getting closer And I'll be where I want to be Any minute
Kendra: Someone got his skull chopped in half And he's sitting there And maybe he doesn't want me
Maybe it was something I said Or maybe my breath Why did I eat those pork rinds?
Cause oh, any minute He could turn and kiss me And we'll be where we ought to be Any minute
Brett: She just set his penis on fire
Kendra: This is weird
Brett: What do I do?
Kendra: Am I fat?
Brett: This is so not romantic
Kendra: He wants to be with Lucy
Brett: This was such a stupid idea
Kendra: And she's right
Brett: If I could just
Kendra: I'm a good girl
Brett: Turn my head slightly sideways
Patrice: And oh, any minute He'll do something for me Did he just invite me So he could ignore me? He won't even know I'm gone
Brett: Any minute
Kendra: Any minute
Brett: Any moment
Kendra: Any moment
Brett: If I want it
Kendra: If I want it
Brett & Kendra: If I close my eyes
Brett: Any minute
Kendra: Any minute
Brett: Any moment
Kendra: Any moment
Brett & Kendra: Any time
Brett: No more time to sit on my butt Time to move in, time to get started
Archie: This is it, Archie.
Brett: After all, tonight is the tongue And after the tongue, there will be groping
Archie: Okay.
Brett & Archie: And so, watch out Kendra Now, watch out women Now Now Now