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A Bad Goodbye - Paradise
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A Bad Goodbye - Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Most
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A Bad Goodbye - A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes
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A Bad Goodbye - Alabama Song
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A Bad Goodbye - All I Need To Know
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A Bad Goodbye - All Of A Sudden
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A Bad Goodbye - Am I Blue
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A Bad Goodbye - Baby Mine
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A Bad Goodbye - Baby, It's Cold Outside
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A Bad Goodbye - Bang, You're Dead
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A Bad Goodbye - Beast Of Burden
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A Bad Goodbye - Big Noise From Winnetka
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A Bad Goodbye - Big Noise From Winnetka - Divine Madness Version
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A Bad Goodbye - Billy-a-billy-a-dick(rtadução)
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A Bad Goodbye - Billy-A-Dick
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A Bad Goodbye - Birds
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A Bad Goodbye - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
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A Bad Goodbye - Breaking Up Somebodys Home
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A Bad Goodbye - Buckets Of Rain
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A Bad Goodbye - Chapel Of Love
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A Bad Goodbye - Clint Blac
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A Bad Goodbye - Come Back, Jimmy Dean
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A Bad Goodbye - Come Rain Or Come Shine
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A Bad Goodbye - Cradle Days
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A Bad Goodbye - Daytime Hustler
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A Bad Goodbye - Delta Dawn
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A Bad Goodbye - Do You Want To Dance?
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A Bad Goodbye - Dreamland
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A Bad Goodbye - Drinking Again
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A Bad Goodbye - E Street Shuffle
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A Bad Goodbye - Empty Bed Blues
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A Bad Goodbye - Every Road Leads Back To You
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A Bad Goodbye - Everything's Coming Up Roses
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A Bad Goodbye - Fat As I Am
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A Bad Goodbye - Favorite Waste Of Time
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A Bad Goodbye - Fire Down Below
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A Bad Goodbye - For All We Know
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A Bad Goodbye - Friends (Side 2, Cut 1)
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A Bad Goodbye - Friends (Side 2, Cut 6)
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A Bad Goodbye - From A Distance
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A Bad Goodbye - Hang On In There, Baby
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A Bad Goodbye - He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here
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A Bad Goodbye - Heart Over Head
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A Bad Goodbye - Hello In There
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A Bad Goodbye - Higher And Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me)
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A Bad Goodbye - Hurricane
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A Bad Goodbye - Hurry On Down
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A Bad Goodbye - I Don't Want The Night To End
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A Bad Goodbye - I Know You By Heart
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A Bad Goodbye - I Never Talk To Strangers
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A Bad Goodbye - I Remember You
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A Bad Goodbye - I Remember You / Dixie's Dream
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A Bad Goodbye - I Shall Be Released
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A Bad Goodbye - I Think It's Going To Rain Today
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A Bad Goodbye - I'm Singing Broadway
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A Bad Goodbye - I've Still Got My Health
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A Bad Goodbye - In My Life
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A Bad Goodbye - In The Mood
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A Bad Goodbye - Is It Love
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A Bad Goodbye - Keep On Rockin'
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A Bad Goodbye - La Vie En Rose
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A Bad Goodbye - Leader Of The Pack
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A Bad Goodbye - Let Me Call You Sweetheart
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A Bad Goodbye - Let Me Drive
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A Bad Goodbye - Let Me Just Follow Behind
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A Bad Goodbye - Long John Blues
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A Bad Goodbye - Love Me With A Feeling
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A Bad Goodbye - Love Says It's Waiting
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A Bad Goodbye - Make Yourself Comfortable
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A Bad Goodbye - Marahuana
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A Bad Goodbye - Married Men
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A Bad Goodbye - Midnight In Memphis
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A Bad Goodbye - Millworker
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A Bad Goodbye - Miss Otis Regrets
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A Bad Goodbye - Moonlight Dancing
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A Bad Goodbye - Mr. Goldstone
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A Bad Goodbye - Mr. Rockefeller
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A Bad Goodbye - My Eye On You
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A Bad Goodbye - My Knight In Black Leather
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A Bad Goodbye - My Mother's Eyes
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A Bad Goodbye - Nanette
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A Bad Goodbye - Night And Day
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A Bad Goodbye - No Jestering
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A Bad Goodbye - Oh Industry
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A Bad Goodbye - Oh My My
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A Bad Goodbye - Old Cape Cod
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A Bad Goodbye - One For My Baby (And One More For The Road)
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A Bad Goodbye - One More Round
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A Bad Goodbye - Only In Miami
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A Bad Goodbye - Optimistic Voices / Lullaby Of Broadway
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A Bad Goodbye - Otto Titsling
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A Bad Goodbye - P.S. I Love You
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A Bad Goodbye - Rain
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A Bad Goodbye - Ready To Begin Again
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A Bad Goodbye - Red
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A Bad Goodbye - Rose's Turn
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A Bad Goodbye - Say Goodbye To Hollywood
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A Bad Goodbye - Shiver Me Timbers / Samedi Et Vendredi
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A Bad Goodbye - Skylark
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A Bad Goodbye - Small World
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A Bad Goodbye - Soda And A Souvenir
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A Bad Goodbye - Sold My Soul To Rock 'n' Roll
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A Bad Goodbye - Some People
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A Bad Goodbye - Some People's Lives
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A Bad Goodbye - Stay With Me
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A Bad Goodbye - Storybook Children
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A Bad Goodbye - Strangers In The Night
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A Bad Goodbye - Stuff Like That There
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A Bad Goodbye - Summer (The First Time)
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A Bad Goodbye - Superstar
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A Bad Goodbye - Surabaya Johnny
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A Bad Goodbye - The Gift Of Love
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A Bad Goodbye - The Girl Is On To You
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A Bad Goodbye - The Glory Of Love
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A Bad Goodbye - The Rose
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A Bad Goodbye - Together, Wherever We Go
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A Bad Goodbye - Tragedy
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A Bad Goodbye - Twisted
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A Bad Goodbye - Under The Boardwalk
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A Bad Goodbye - Up The Ladder To The Roof
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A Bad Goodbye - Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / Da Doo Run Run
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A Bad Goodbye - When A Man Loves A Woman
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A Bad Goodbye - Whose Side Are You On?
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A Bad Goodbye - Wind Beneath My Wings
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A Bad Goodbye - Yellow Beach Umbrella
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A Bad Goodbye - You Can't Always Get What You Want
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A Bad Goodbye - You Don't Know Me
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A Bad Goodbye - You'll Never Get Away From Me
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A Bad Goodbye - You're Moving Out Today
Otto Titsling
A Bad Goodbye
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
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