Here you are on a boat
You're adrift
You're afloat
One might even say you're stuck
Well, I don't want to gloat but
I would like to note that you're in luck
You've been saved by the ape that rules these waters
So forget about your wives and daughters!
First mate, introduce me to them please!
He's a big and scary
Elegant and hairy
Feared, inspiring
Years till retiring
Looting, stealing
Banana peeling!
Undisputed master of the seas!