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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Bird Is The Word
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Chile Con Carne
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Don't Speak Spanish Very Well
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - ¿te Gustan Las Calamares?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - ¿that Pretty Piñata?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - A Tribute To Wood
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Bagpipes
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Choke On It, Hippie
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Churnin' Butter
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Coke Is It!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Crazy Tequilla
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Exhausted Talent
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Fast Forward Through This Song
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Food Is Tasty
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - For The Trees
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Hardcore Boy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Hey Snoopy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - How Do You Spell "maricones"?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Am What I Am
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Can't Believe You Made It This Far
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Love Living In The Suburbs
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Only Want To Be With You
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I'll Kill You
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ida
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Into The Sunset
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Itsy Bitsy Spider
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones (part 2)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones (part 3)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones (part 4)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Knight Rider
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Like To Play The Guitar
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Midnight Madness
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Life, For But A Glass Of Water
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Love, For But A Dollar
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Name Is Mud
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Nectar Of The Gods
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ode To Hootie
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Penchant For Penelope
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Pepe's Not Happy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Petals Of Rose
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Pizza: It's Good
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Refridgerators
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ride Like The Wind?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sandpaper Man, Part 1
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sandpaper Man, Part 2
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sandpaper Man, Part 3
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Son Of A Biscuit
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Son Of A Motherless Goat
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sounds Good To Me
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Spadowski And His Mop
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Spumous Erubescent Death
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Stop
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - That's It, We Quit
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Call Of The Wind
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Night
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Pope Is Pissed
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Seventh Son's Seventh Son
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Tragedy Of The Carpet
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - They Call Me Bisquatch
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Tierra Del Mundo
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Trumpet Troubles
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Trumpet Troubles, Continued...
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Utopia
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We Hate Hippies And Drugs
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We'll Be Back, Chumps...
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We're Gonna Be Rich
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - What Happened To Mr. T?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - When The Clock Sounds
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Yo! A.l.e. Raps
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Your Mother!
Sandpaper Man, Part 1
Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
We now join our hero sandpaper man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace...
Sandpaper man: ahhh, what a great day! the clean air provided by the nuclear energy plants! the noise polution of the traffic! things couldn't be better! i swear i....what!? what is this!? jesus jehova! look down there! a good citizen is lying on the ground, clutching her foot and crying out loud!
Young lady: somebody help me please! i was walking barefoot on my new porch and i got a huge splinter in my toe!
Sandpaper man: hey there little lady, take it easy, take it easy! i'll get that splinter out of your foot for you!
Young lady: oh but how will you possibly do such a thing sandpaper man?? it seems so impossible!
Sandpaper man: why, i have my super-galactic-tweezers! i never leave the skies without them! here ya go young lady!
"pling!"
Young lady: oh thank you sandpaper man! you're my hero!
Sandpaper man: yes...yes, hah hah, i know i am! but my work here isn't finished yet. you've still got a porch with tons of rough edges! this looks like a job for sandpaper man!
Announcer: just then, our hero sandpaper man rolled his body around the helpless young lady's porch, instantly smoothing it out.
Sandpaper man: woah hoh! that was fun! well ma'm, there will be no more splinters for you or anybody ever again!
Young lady: oh thank you sandpaper man! how will i ever repay you!?
Sandpaper man: well, i didn't get a chance to pay my bill for "housewife monthly" yet. and if you pick up the tab, well, we'll call it even!
Young lady: it's a deal! thank you sandpaper man!
Sandpaper man: nooo problem! and if you ever are in trouble again you needn't worry. for in two shakes of a gnat's ass sandpaper man will appear to help you in your time of need!
Announcer: and away flies our hero in search for more crime...
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