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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Bird Is The Word
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Chile Con Carne
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Don't Speak Spanish Very Well
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - ¿te Gustan Las Calamares?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - ¿that Pretty Piñata?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - A Tribute To Wood
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Bagpipes
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Choke On It, Hippie
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Churnin' Butter
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Coke Is It!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Crazy Tequilla
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Exhausted Talent
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Fast Forward Through This Song
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Food Is Tasty
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - For The Trees
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Hardcore Boy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Hey Snoopy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - How Do You Spell "maricones"?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Am What I Am
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Can't Believe You Made It This Far
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Love Living In The Suburbs
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Only Want To Be With You
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - I'll Kill You
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ida
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Into The Sunset
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Itsy Bitsy Spider
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones (part 2)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones (part 3)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones (part 4)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Knight Rider
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Like To Play The Guitar
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Midnight Madness
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Life, For But A Glass Of Water
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Love, For But A Dollar
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - My Name Is Mud
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Nectar Of The Gods
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ode To Hootie
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Penchant For Penelope
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Pepe's Not Happy
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Petals Of Rose
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Pizza: It's Good
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Refridgerators
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Ride Like The Wind?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sandpaper Man, Part 1
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sandpaper Man, Part 2
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sandpaper Man, Part 3
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Son Of A Biscuit
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Son Of A Motherless Goat
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sounds Good To Me
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Spadowski And His Mop
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Spumous Erubescent Death
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Stop
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Stupid Is As Stupid Does
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - That's It, We Quit
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Call Of The Wind
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Night
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Pope Is Pissed
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Seventh Son's Seventh Son
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Tragedy Of The Carpet
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - They Call Me Bisquatch
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Tierra Del Mundo
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Trumpet Troubles
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Trumpet Troubles, Continued...
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Utopia
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We Hate Hippies And Drugs
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We'll Be Back, Chumps...
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We're Gonna Be Rich
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - What Happened To Mr. T?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - When The Clock Sounds
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Yo! A.l.e. Raps
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Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Your Mother!
They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance
Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy.
He was always the smallest of the three cereal characters.
He never really said anything to promote his cereal,
He just sat there and floated like the true ghost he was.
Those other two bastards Frankenberry and Count Chocula...
Boy, they just took all of the fame and popularity away from him.
They always blabbed and blabbed,
"Blah Blah! Count Chocula is Great!"
"Blah Blah! Frankenberry is the shit!"
And yeah "blah blah" there's that Boo-Berry guy too, right?
I've heard it all before...
It was like it took everything out of them to even mention Boo-Berry's cereal,
Let alone include him in a commercial.
Well guess what Chocula?
Cocoa pebbles and Cocoa crispies kicked your cereal's ass to this very day.
And I still hate you.
Oh, and I'm not leaving you out Frankenberry!
I would rather drink my own piss than eat your pathetic pink cereal!
Boo-Berry is the only thing I would ever eat. He knew his cereal good.
He had faith that it would sell without all of the cheap promotion tactics
That both of you used...
I was walking around in the city, and I saw Boo-Berry sitting on a sidewalk
With all of the leftover boxes of cereal he had left.
And he was holding out a coffee cup while asking for change.
He told me he couldn't stop being a ghost and go to heaven until
He found someone who actually liked his cereal.
I was shocked to find this out, and I couldn't believe that I was the only one
On the planet to actually liked his cereal.
It seemed so iompossible for everyone not to love his cereal!
Well I bought every last box of cereal he had. Then he said,
"Thank you! I knew my patience would pay off some day. Thank you so much!"
Then he went up to heaven, just like that.
Now I have hundreds of these Boo-Berry boxes.
Some of them still even have the collectors Boo-Berry figurines.
I have them all on my wall.
I melted all the Count Chocula and Frankenberry ones already
Because I hate them so much...
But, I have a huge "Ode to Boo-Berry" in my room now.
And I'm eating his cereal and loving life.
And none of you traitors can have any of the cereal.
None of you...
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