You, object of all my hate
 
 Cuz you, object of all her love
 
 Yeah it's you, you she's thinking of
 
  
  Teen idol, you're ruining my life
  
 
 Looming larger than life
 
 You never give a chance
 
 To an average Joe Schmoe like myself
 
 And I get tired
 
 You've got your millions, so why take her?
  
 
 You got all that nice long hair
 
 But you don't even know her
 
 So why does she care about you?
 
 It should be me she's thinking of