If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna 
 If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna 
    Confused and rude 
 Such a special kind of way to be cruel 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude   
 Karma Chamillionaire, chasing the sad glow down 
 Karma Chamillionaire, chasing the sad glow down   
 Confused and rude 
 The owner of a bad attitude 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude   
 Confused and rude 
 Such a special kind of way to be cruel 
 The piranha found their way to the pool 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude   
 If I were one of the things, I'd be american garbage 
 A most beautiful thing 
 The most beautiful american garbage you've ever seen   
 Brand new and bruised 
 On the way to building a better you 
 Brand new and bruised 
 Confused and bruised 
 Confused and rude   
 If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude 
 Confused and rude