The meter won't stop running
 
 And the liar keeps on lying
 
 The quitters keep on quitting
 
 And the triers keep on trying
 
 The watchers keep on watching
 
 And the buyers keep on buying
 
  
  The cancer won't stop growing
 
 So the criers keep on crying
 
 The chemo keeps on making the living feel like dying
 
 The radiation isn't as radiant
 
 As it was when it was exploding
 
 On an island somewhere in the South Pacific
  
 
 And the cummers won't stop cumming
 
 And the bleeders won't stop bleeding
 
 The fuckers keep on fucking
 
 And the needers keep on needing
 
 The lurid lusty feelings that I'm feeling keep on being
  
 
 And our thoughts won't stop existing
 
 So our gods continue living
 
 And the devil keeps providing us
 
 Excuses for all our sucking
 
 We're getting what we want
 
 As long as a giver keeps on giving
 
 And everyone has a secret that they cherish
  
 
 And the drinkers won't stop drinking
 
 So their livers might stop working
 
 And the living keep on living
 
 Until they're dead from all the dying
 
 The odds aren't in our favor
 
 For resurrections without zombies
  
 
 And the biters won't stop biting
 
 And the flyers keep on flying
 
 The washer keeps on washing
 
 And the dryers keep on drying
 
 The spiders in my mouth are getting bored of my routine
 
 It's a bad day for spider-man
  
 
 And the night eater keeps on eating
 
 Into the wee hours of the morning
 
 The grieving salted mourners remain in pain
 
 Until they're roaring
 
 The streets are filled with choking screams
 
 And vomiters and dancing
  
 
 And the constant things stay constant
 
 Despite everything that's changing
 
 And the haters keep on hating
 
 And the lovers keep on hating
 
 The universe continues destroying
 
 And reviving and destroying
 
 Reviving and destroying
 
 Reviving and destroying
 
 Reviving and destroying
 
 And reviving and destroying
 
 And reviving and destroying