The first month after you left
 
 I drank and jerked off till I slept
 
 I went to work when I had to
 
 And then came home
 
  
  I fed the dog when I had to
 
 I fed myself when I had to
 
 Went out of town when I had to
 
 And then came home
  
 
 And I know this won't last forever
 
 But God damn it, it feels like forever
 
 Since we've been together
 
 Till we'll be together again
  
 
 The second month after you left
 
 I still felt real depressed
 
 But I've got plenty of other things to spend my time on
 
 I hate whiny fuckin' songs like this
 
 But I can't afford a therapist
 
 Sorry guys, here's a solo
  
 
 And it's harder to be yourself
 
 Than it is to be anybody else
 
 I wish that I were someone closer to you
  
 
 And I know this won't last forever
 
 But God damn it, it feels like forever
 
 Since we've been together
 
 Till we'll be together again
 
 Woo!