I miss you like grass misses a rake
 
 I miss you like cheese misses cake
 
 Like cheese misses quake
 
 I miss you like face misses book
 
 Missus Book just retired
 
 And Mister Book is keeping busy, oh
 
 And I miss you like angel misses dust
 
 Like Misters all shoot dust
 
 Like Kris Kross missed the bus
 
  
  Painfully sober as I am on a good day
 
 We twist and writhe across the lawn
 
 Perfection is for the unhappy, we all say
 
 What good would it do if we were wrong
 
 If we were wrong
  
 
 I love you like I love to watch Three's Company
 
 Like misery loves company
 
 Like misery just likes to sleep
 
 And I love you like babies love to cry
 
 Like Romeo must die
 
 Just like the Story of the Eye
 
 And I miss you like Terry misses cloth
 
 Like Dre misses Pac
 
 Like John Hinckley missed his shot
  
 
 Painfully sober as I am on a good day
 
 We twist and writhe across the lawn
 
 Perfection is for the unhappy, we all say
 
 What good would it do if we were wrong
 
 If we were wrong
 
 If we were wrong
 
 If we were wrong
 
 If we were wrong