Rejoice, rejoice God's ears are stitches
 
 Rejoice, His eyes are big x's
 
 Rejoice, His arms are burning witches
 
 Rejoice, His hands perform hexes
 
  
  Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
 
 Rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
 
 Rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
 
 Rejoice because you're trying your best
  
 
 Rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning
 
 Rejoice, the sky's fucking falling
 
 Rejoice, the world we know is turning
 
 Rejoice, your father's been calling
  
 
 Rejoice although this world will devastate you
 
 Rejoice although this world will penetrate you
 
 Rejoice although you will not survive
 
 Rejoice you'll never make it out alive
  
 
 Rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair
 
 Oh, rejoice, your nails all got chewed off
 
 Rejoice, and - holy fuck! - you're bleeding there
 
 Oh, rejoice, you burned your whole beard off
  
 
 Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
 
 Rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
 
 Rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
 
 Rejoice because you're trying your best