My baby likes a super-duper lager
That's a mighty mouth to feed
Mama's poppin' happy pills like crazy
All the kids been smokin' weed
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
Girls are walkin' up and down the sidewalk
Waitin' for the bars to close
Suit is starin' down into the mirror
Got a tenner stuck up his nose
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
A junky shuffles down into the subway
She's got nothin' left to lose
Papa's on the boat across to Calais
Stockin' up on a mountain of booze
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
Birdie took a dive through an open window
He believed that he could fly
Bought it online with his computer
They said he was legally high
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Somethin' that makes 'em feel good
Everybody's gettin' whacked on somethin'
Everybody in my neighbourhood
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
I just wanna get stoned
