These young bitches owe me everything! I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag! Who's that? I should've fucking trademarked my makeup Your makeup is terrible
Singing live? I invented that Big hair? I invented that Shaved brows? I invented that Giant lips? Invented that
Rocking nails? I invented that Lower lashes? That was me Ladies shoes? You're looking at her Doing drag? Invented that
Have your fun 'cause its all been done I invented that It's plain to see you're all mopping me I invented that
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I invented that! I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I invented that!
Serving it? I invented that Throwing shade? I invented that Phoning it in? I invented that Aids jokes? Yep! Back fat? What did you say? Hairy shoulders? Excuse me? Thunder thighs? Uh, what the fuck? Sasquatch feet? You're gonna die!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I invented that! I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I invented that!
I invented that! I invented that! I invented that! I invented that!
But what about Divine? Bitch stole from me all the time! What about Lady Bunny? That man's not even funny What about Dame Edna? I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na What about RuPaul? Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay Ask me again What about RuPaul? I have no problem with her at all! Gurl, take it easy
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I invented that! I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D I invented that!
I invented that! I invented that! I invented that!
