Who's that short man what does he do? He killed that monkey with his shoe! Why that monkey? Why his boot? Cos he had a belly full of loot!
The monkey needs his damn revenge! That poor creature we'll avenge!
Midget Saw, a deadly fate Chopped up limbs become shark bait Midget Saw, the pirate's code It says that both your legs must go Chopped to pieces Ripped to shreds You're gonna wish that you were dead!
Grab him by his manky hair And strap him to that table there This pirate's not gonna walk again He's in for a world of nasty pain!
Slap that midget with an oar Remove his legs with a saw!
