I could talk for hours all about your magic powers
But I don't think that would do much good when
The spell you cast is broken, and I know the path you've chosen, it
Seemed to wander, winding under a bridge
You're sitting there like a troll
Eating a dead man's bones
I brought the clown to your search party!
And he's even got balloons
Blowing on my kazoo, I lit the candles too
The only one missing is you
I guess I can't remember April through September
Still, well
Christmas in November, July, you lie, you lie
To me still
And then you tell me all about the things I don't want to hear
I close my eyes and look around, and you disappear
Better watch your temper, temper, temper, temper
You better cool off, boy
I brought the clown to your search party!
(And he's even got balloons)
And he's even got balloons
(Wearing my best suit, I got presents too)
Wearing my best suit, I got presents too
The only one missing is you
(Since it's just a joke to you)
And since it's just a joke to you
Why would I go for broke and be penniless and senseless?
You're completely reprehensless
(Hey, that's not a real word!)
Check the lenses on your glasses
And I know it might seem classless
But I never left you stranded
You abandoned me so long ago, yeah
One, two, one, two, three, four
I brought the clown to your search party!
And he's even got balloons
Wearing my best suit, I got presents too
The only one missing is you
