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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Coffin Dance
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Best Friend (For Robyn)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Back Pack
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Best Friend
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Big Bird
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Brave As a Noun
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Rejoice
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - #Armageddon
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - A Song Dedicated To The Memory Of Stormy, The Rabbit
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - All The Dead Kids
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - American Tune
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Angel Of Death
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Bad Bad Things
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Bang, Bang, Bang
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Be Afraid Of Jesus
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Bells And Whistles
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Black Dog
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Bold With Fire (French Quarter)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Candle In The Wind (Ben's Song)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Children Of God
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cigarettes
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Critical Hit
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Daddy Didn't Love Me
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Darkest Heart
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - David J. Is a Sickness
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Deathlessness
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Deep Dark Basement
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Dipping Things in Stuff
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Distance
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Do, Re, and Me
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Dog
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Evil
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Firestarter
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Fly My Ass
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Forest Fire
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Fortune Teller
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Free Bird
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Fuck The Devil
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Fuck White People
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Getting Naked, Playing With Guns
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - God Made
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Growing Up
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Guilt: The Song
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Hate & Kill
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Hate Song For Brains
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Hate Stick Hard Party 2
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Hate, Rain On Me
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Heartilation
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Human Kittens
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Love You
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - I Wanna Rock Out in My Dreams
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - If Jeff Swiney Had a Hammer
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - If You Have Love In Your Heart
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Jesus Saves
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Joe Arpaio Is a Punk
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Just Like Old Times
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Keep On Chooglin'
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Kokopelli Face Tattoo
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Lady Killer
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Lady Liberty
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Let Us Get Murdered
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Lightning Bolt
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Linda Ronstadt
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Little Brother
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Little Prince
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Lookin' For a Love (Neil Young)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Love In The Time Of Human Papillomavirus
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Love Song II
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Love Will Fuck Us Apart
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Most Aborted Father
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Nature's President
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - No More Tears
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - No One
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Nother Beer
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Oh Me, Oh Me
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Olde(y) Tyme(y)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - People
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - People II 2: Still Peoplin'
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - People II: The Reckoning
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Personal Space Invader
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Please Quit Smoking Mom
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Power Plant
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Randy's House
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - S.O.S. (Off With Their Heads)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Sad Songs
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Scenesters
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Self Esteem
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Sense, Sensibility
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Skate Park
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Skipping Stone
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - So Mad At You
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Song For Tomorrow
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Sorry Bro
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Still Smokin'
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Survival
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Survival Song
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Temple Grandin
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Temple Grandin Too
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - The Moon Will Rise
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - The Pacific To Be Specific
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - There's No War In This Love
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - This Heart Of Mine
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - This Is Not a War
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - This Is Why I'm Hot
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Truckers Are The Blood
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Unicorn
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - We Didn't Come Here To Rock
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - We Shall All Die Alone Someday
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - White Face, Black Eyes
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Who Are You?
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - You Don't Deserve Yourself
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - You Don't Want to Fuck With Me
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie)
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Andrew Jackson Jihad - Zombie By The Cranberries By Andrew Jackson Jihad
Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi
Andrew Jackson Jihad
Now I'm a fucking jedi
And I've got lots of news for you
And I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present
I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live
And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate
It's like the Gift of the Magi
It's like the Gift of the Magi 2
You sold your soul to buy some tits
And I sold my soul to grow a dick
We gotta get him in the van
Well what if he resists?
Just kick him in the back of the fucking head
And put him in the back of the fucking van
It's a miracle of science
All this betrayal and violence
And it lives inside us all
It lives inside our hearts
Just like a stupid fucking tapeworm
Who can we blame?
The husband divorced his wife
After she cut her hair
Because she was way less fuckable
And that's just unforgivable
He moved into a condo
He hung out by the pool
But he never wore a bathing suit
He just wanted to scope out the talent
If God doesn't like ugly
Then God doesn't like anybody
So fuck God anyway
God is obsolete
My God thinks my jokes are funny
There's no one to blame
People are just fucking mean
Go suns!