Last night I was dreamin'
 
 I dreamed about the H-Bomb
 
 Well the bomb went off and I was caught
 
 I was the only gal on the ground
 
  
  Mmm, there were 13 men and me the only gal in town
 
 Uh, there were 13 men and me the only gal in town
 
 And, as funny as it may be
 
 The one and only gal in town was me
 
 Uh, 13 men and me the only gal in town
  
 
 Uh, there were two men every morning
 
 A-seein' that I was well fed
 
 And believ-a you me, one sweetened my tea
 
 While the other one a-buttered my bread
  
 
 Uh, 2 men giv-a me oil wells
 
 Uh, 2 men giv-a me gold
 
 And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
 
 About a-forty carats I am told
  
 
 Ah, 13 men and me the only gal in town, uh
 
 Uh, there were 13 men and me the only gal around
 
 It was something I can't forget
 
 'Cause I think of those a-13 a-gentlemen yet...
 
 Uh, 13 men and me the only gal around
  
 
 Mmm. well there were 3 guys dancin' the Mambo
 
 Uh, 3 guys ballin' the jack
 
 And all the rest really did their best
 
 Boy, surely was a lively pack
  
 
 Ah, 13 men and me the only gal in town
 
 There were 13 men and me the only gal around
 
 Though she won't tell you where she's been
 
 'Cause it was a just a dream I hope I dream again
  
 
 Uh, 13 men and me the only ga-hal around
 
 Uh, there were 13 men and me around
 
 There were 13 men and me the only livin' gal in town…