He's a very smart prince, 
 He's a prince who prepares. 
 Knowing this time I'd run from him, 
 He spread pitch on the stairs. 
 And I'm caught unawares. 
 Well it means that he cares - 
 This is more than just malice. 
 Better stop and take stock 
 While you're standing here stuck 
 On the steps of the palace 
    All right, what do you want? 
 Have to make a decision. 
 Why not stay and be caught? 
 Should I give that a thought, 
 What would be his response? 
 But then what if he knew 
 Who I am when I know 
 That I'm not what he thinks 
 That he wants? 
 And then what if I am?   
 What a prince would envision? 
 But then how can you know 
 Who you are till you know 
 What you want, which I don't? 
 So then which do you pick: 
 Where you're safe, out of sight, 
 And yourself, but where everything's wrong? 
 Or where everything's right 
 But you know that you'll never belong? 
 And whichever you pick, 
 Do it quick, 
 'Cause you're starting to stick 
 To the steps of the palace   
 It's my first big decision, 
 The choice isn't easy to make. 
 To arrive at a ball 
 Is exciting and all 
 Once you're there, though, it's scary. 
 And it's fun to deceive 
 When you know you can leave, 
 But you have to be wary. 
 There's a lot that's at stake, 
 But I've stalled long enough, 
 'Cause I'm still standing stuck 
 In the stuff on the steps... 
 Better run along home 
 And avoid the collision. 
 Even though they don't care   
 I'll be better out there 
 Where there's nothing to choose, 
 So there's nothing to lose. 
 So I pry up my shoes. 
 Without thinking it through, 
 Things don't have to collide, 
 I know what my decision is, 
 Which is not to decide. 
 I'll just leave him a clue: 
 For example, a shoe   
 And then see what he'll do. 
 Now it's he and not you 
 Who'll be stuck with a shoe, 
 In a stew, in the goo, 
 And I've learned something, too, 
 Something I never knew, 
 On the steps of the palace