Piggy went to London town to see what he could get His piggy hands were itching for a little piggy bet So he bought up all the houses and shops under the sun Then lived off all the money that he screwed off everyone Put money in your pocket, prove that you're the best And with money in your pocket you can fuck the fucking rest Piggy made a friend he found in little Granny Grunt He did everything sh wanted that ruthless little cunt So he stole her house before she died, in the ground she lay She didn't need the cash where she was going anyway His little piggy eyes were watching for all had turned to gold And if you didn't pay the Pig then you were left out in the cold But Piggy he got fatter and then ran out of luck Poor Piggy died of a heart attack and no-one gave a fuck
