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Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
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Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours
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Arctic Monkeys - 505
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Arctic Monkeys - Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?
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Arctic Monkeys - No. 1 Party Anthem
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Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?
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Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent
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Arctic Monkeys - Arabella
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Arctic Monkeys - Opening Night
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Arctic Monkeys - Snap Out Of It
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Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks
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Arctic Monkeys - Secret Door
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Arctic Monkeys - Baby I'm Yours
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Arctic Monkeys - Cornerstone
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Arctic Monkeys - Fireside
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Arctic Monkeys - Crying Lightning
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Arctic Monkeys - Only Ones Who Know
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Arctic Monkeys - Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You
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Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down
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Arctic Monkeys - Mardy Bum
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Arctic Monkeys - One For The Road
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Arctic Monkeys - Do Me a Favour
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Arctic Monkeys - A Certain Romance
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Arctic Monkeys - Fire And The Thud
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Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See
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Arctic Monkeys - The Afternoon's Hat
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Arctic Monkeys - Teddy Picker
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Arctic Monkeys - Brianstorm
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Arctic Monkeys - Love Is a Laserquest
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Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
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Arctic Monkeys - She's Thunderstorms
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Arctic Monkeys - Body Paint
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Arctic Monkeys - Four Out Of Five
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Arctic Monkeys - Piledriver Waltz
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Arctic Monkeys - My Propeller
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Arctic Monkeys - No Buses
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Arctic Monkeys - D Is For Dangerous
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Arctic Monkeys - Old Yellow Bricks
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Arctic Monkeys - Too Much To Ask
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Arctic Monkeys - You're So Dark
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Arctic Monkeys - I Want It All
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Arctic Monkeys - There'd Better Be a Mirrorball
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Arctic Monkeys - Mad Sounds
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Arctic Monkeys - The Ultracheese
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Arctic Monkeys - The View From The Afternoon
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Arctic Monkeys - -
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Arctic Monkeys - One Point Perspective
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Arctic Monkeys - From The Ritz To The Rubble
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Arctic Monkeys - Leave Before The Lights Come On
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Arctic Monkeys - Star Treatment
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Arctic Monkeys - Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino
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Arctic Monkeys - Balaclava
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Arctic Monkeys - Black Treacle
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Arctic Monkeys - Riot Van
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Arctic Monkeys - Sculptures Of Anything Goes
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Arctic Monkeys - That's Where You're Wrong
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Arctic Monkeys - Dance Little Liar
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Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales Of San Francisco
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Arctic Monkeys - This House Is a Circus
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Arctic Monkeys - The Bakery
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Arctic Monkeys - You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me
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Arctic Monkeys - Still Take You Home
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Arctic Monkeys - Dancing Shoes
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Arctic Monkeys - Dangerous Animals
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Arctic Monkeys - Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
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Arctic Monkeys - If You Were There, Beware
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Arctic Monkeys - Evil Twin
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Arctic Monkeys - Hello You
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Arctic Monkeys - The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala
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Arctic Monkeys - Pretty Visitors
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Arctic Monkeys - Reckless Serenade
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Arctic Monkeys - Batphone
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Arctic Monkeys - The Bad Thing
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Arctic Monkeys - I Ain't Quite Where I Think I Am
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Arctic Monkeys - Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But
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Arctic Monkeys - Golden Trunks
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Arctic Monkeys - Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts
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Arctic Monkeys - Settle For a Draw
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Arctic Monkeys - She Looks Like Fun
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Arctic Monkeys - 7
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Arctic Monkeys - The Jeweller's Hands
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Arctic Monkeys - All My Own Stunts
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Arctic Monkeys - Anyways
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Arctic Monkeys - Despair In The Departure Lounge
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Arctic Monkeys - Bad Woman
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Arctic Monkeys - Big Ideas
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Arctic Monkeys - Joining The Dots
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Arctic Monkeys - Perfect Sense
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Arctic Monkeys - Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys?
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Arctic Monkeys - Brick By Brick
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Arctic Monkeys - Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured
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Arctic Monkeys - Temptation Greets You Like Your Naughty Friend
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Arctic Monkeys - Don't Forget Whose Legs You're On
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Arctic Monkeys - The Car
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Arctic Monkeys - Catapult
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Arctic Monkeys - Little Illusion Machine (Wirral Riddler) (feat. Miles Kane)
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Arctic Monkeys - Plastic Tramp
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Arctic Monkeys - Electricity
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Arctic Monkeys - Jet Skis On The Moat
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Arctic Monkeys - Science Fiction
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Arctic Monkeys - What If You Were Right First Time?
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Arctic Monkeys - 2013
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Arctic Monkeys - American Sports
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Arctic Monkeys - Hold On, We're Going Home
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Arctic Monkeys - Library Pictures
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Arctic Monkeys - Cigarette Smoker Fiona
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Arctic Monkeys - Mr Schwartz
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Arctic Monkeys - Only You Know
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Arctic Monkeys - Potion Approaching
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Arctic Monkeys - You I (feat. Richard Hawley)
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Arctic Monkeys - Red Right Hand
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Arctic Monkeys - Diamonds Are Forever
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Arctic Monkeys - The World's First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip
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Arctic Monkeys - Chun Li Flying Bird Kick
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Arctic Monkeys - Da Frame 2R
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Arctic Monkeys - I Haven't Got My Strange
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Arctic Monkeys - Matador
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Arctic Monkeys - Put Your Dukes Up, John
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Arctic Monkeys - The Blond-o-sonic Shimmer Trap
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Arctic Monkeys - The Lovers
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Arctic Monkeys - If You Found This, It's Probably Too Late
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Arctic Monkeys - Nettles
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Arctic Monkeys - Wavin' Bye To The Train Or Bus
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Arctic Monkeys - Choo Choo
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Arctic Monkeys - Come Together
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Arctic Monkeys - I.D.S.T
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Arctic Monkeys - Katy On a Mission
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Arctic Monkeys - Space Invaders
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Arctic Monkeys - Stickin' To The Floor
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Arctic Monkeys - Strange
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Arctic Monkeys - You Know I'm No Good
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Arctic Monkeys - Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts (B-Side Single Version)
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Arctic Monkeys - Cigarette Smoke
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Arctic Monkeys - Feels Like We Only Go Backwards
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Arctic Monkeys - Fright Lined Dining Room
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Arctic Monkeys - On The Run From The MI5
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Arctic Monkeys - Put Me In a Terror Pocket
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Arctic Monkeys - Riot Van (Demo Version)
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Arctic Monkeys - Sandtrap
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Arctic Monkeys - Take It Or Leave It
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Arctic Monkeys - Curtains Close
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Arctic Monkeys - Knock-a-door Run
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Arctic Monkeys - Love Machine
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Arctic Monkeys - Ravey Ravey Ravey Club
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Arctic Monkeys - Scumbody Told Me
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Arctic Monkeys - Sketchead
Teddy Picker
Arctic Monkeys
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
They've sped up to the point where they provoke you
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top one-hundred list
And it's the thousanth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it
(Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it
Whatever that means)
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
That says that we are defenders
Of any poser or professional pretender around
When did your list replace the twist and turn
Like a fist replaced the kiss?
Don't concern us with your bollocks
I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousanth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?