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Ayreon - Isis And Osiris
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Ayreon - Beneath the waves
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Ayreon - Into The Ocean
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Ayreon - Valley Of The Queens
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Ayreon - Abbey Of Synn
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Ayreon - Ayreon's Fate
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Ayreon - Comatose
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Ayreon - Cosmic Fusion
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Ayreon - Day Eight: School
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Ayreon - Day Four: Mystery
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Ayreon - Day Three: Pain
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Ayreon - Dragon On The Sea
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Ayreon - Dreamtime
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Ayreon - Epilogue: The Memory Remains
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Ayreon - Get Out! Now!
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Ayreon - Henry’s Plot
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Ayreon - Liquid Eternity
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Ayreon - Listen To My Story
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Ayreon - Merlin's Will
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Ayreon - Mirror Of Dreams
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Ayreon - One Small Step
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Ayreon - String Theory
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Dream Dissolves
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Ayreon - The Eye Of Ra
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Ayreon - The Sixth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything
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Ayreon - The Truth is Here
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Ayreon - Time Beyond Time
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Ayreon - Tunnel Of Light
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Ayreon - Web of Lies
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Ayreon - "Forever" Of The Stars
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Ayreon - 2084
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Ayreon - A Reason To Live
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Ayreon - Abby In Transitus
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Ayreon - Across The Rainbow Bridge
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Ayreon - Actual Fantasy
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Ayreon - Age of Shadows
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Ayreon - Alive!
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Ayreon - All That Was
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Ayreon - Amazing Flight
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Ayreon - And The Druids Turn To Stone
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Ayreon - Another Time, Another Space
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Ayreon - Aquatic Race
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Ayreon - Ashes
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Ayreon - Back On Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Back On The Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Bay Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Beyond The Last Horizon
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Ayreon - Carried By The Wind
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Ayreon - Chaos
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Ayreon - Cold Metal
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Ayreon - Collision
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Ayreon - Come Back To Me
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Ayreon - Computer Eyes
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Ayreon - Computer Reign (Game Over)
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Ayreon - Condemned To Live
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Ayreon - Condemned Without A Trial
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Ayreon - Connect The Dots
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Ayreon - Crescendo
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Descent Into Transitus
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Funeral
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Ayreon - Dark Energy
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Ayreon - Dark Medicine
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Ayreon - Dawn Of A Million Souls
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Ayreon - Day Eighteen: Realization
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love - Tradução
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Ayreon - Day Fifteen: Betrayal
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Ayreon - Day Five: Voices
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Ayreon - Day Fourteen: Pride
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Ayreon - Day Nine: Playground [instrumental]
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Ayreon - Day Nineteen: Disclosure
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Ayreon - Day One: Vigil
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Ayreon - Day Seven: Hope
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Ayreon - Day Seventeen: Accident?
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Ayreon - Day Six: Childhood
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Ayreon - Day Sixteen: Loser
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Ayreon - Day Ten: Memories
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Ayreon - Day Thirteen: Sign
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Ayreon - Day Twelve: Trauma
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Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
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Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
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Ayreon - Deathcry Of A Race
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Ayreon - Diagnosis
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Ayreon - Dumb Piece Of Rock
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Ayreon - E=MC2
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Ayreon - Elected
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Ayreon - Everybody Dies
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Ayreon - Evil Devolution
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Ayreon - Eyes Of Time
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Ayreon - Farside Of The World
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: 1884
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Daniel And Abby
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Fatum
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Graveyard
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Guilty
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Why?!
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Ayreon - Forevermore
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Ayreon - Fortune?
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Ayreon - Hopelessly Slipping Away
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Ayreon - How You Gonna See Me Now?
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Ayreon - Inertia
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Ayreon - Inferno
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Ayreon - Intergalactic Space Crusaders
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Ayreon - Into The Black Hole
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Ayreon - Journey On The Waves Of Time
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Ayreon - Journey To Forever
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Ayreon - Lavinia’s Confession
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Ayreon - Listen To The Waves
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Ayreon - Loser
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Ayreon - Losing You
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Ayreon - Love and Envy
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Ayreon - Magic Ride
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Ayreon - Magnetism
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Ayreon - March Of The Machines
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Ayreon - Master Of Darkness
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Ayreon - Message From Beyond
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Ayreon - My House On Mars
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Ayreon - Nature's Dance
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Ayreon - Newborn Race
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Ayreon - No Quarter
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Ayreon - Old Friend
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Ayreon - Original Hippie's Amazing Trip
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Ayreon - Out Of The White Hole
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Ayreon - Patterns
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Ayreon - Perfect Survivor
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Ayreon - Phase II: Symmetry
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Ayreon - Phase III: Entanglement
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Ayreon - Phase IV: Unification
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Ayreon - Planet Y Is Alive!
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Ayreon - Potential
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Ayreon - Progressive Waves
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Ayreon - Prologue
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Ayreon - Prologue: The Blackboard
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Ayreon - Quid Pro Quo
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Ayreon - Ride The Comet
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Ayreon - River of Time
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Ayreon - Run! Apocalypse! Run!
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Ayreon - Sail Away To Avalon
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Ayreon - Sandrider
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Ayreon - Sea Of Machines
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Ayreon - Seven Days, Seven Nights
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Ayreon - She Is Innocent
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Ayreon - Side Effects
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Ayreon - Sleeper Awake
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Ayreon - Spaced Out
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Ayreon - Star of Sirrah
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Ayreon - Surface Tension
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Ayreon - Swan Song
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Ayreon - Talk of the Town
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Ayreon - Temple Of The Cat
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Ayreon - The Accusation
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Ayreon - The Argument 1
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Ayreon - The Awareness
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Ayreon - The Banishment
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Ayreon - The Blackboard (Reprise)
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Ayreon - The Breaktrough
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Ayreon - The Castle Hall
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Ayreon - The Charm Of The Seer
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Ayreon - The Conclusion
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Ayreon - The Consultation
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Ayreon - The Dawn Of Man
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Decision Tree (We're Alive)
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Ayreon - The Dream Sequencer
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Ayreon - The Earth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Eleventh Dimension
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Ayreon - The Fifth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Final Expiriment
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Ayreon - The First Man On Earth
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Ayreon - The Garden Of Emotions
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Ayreon - The Gift
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Ayreon - The Great Beyond
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Ayreon - The Human Compulsion
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Ayreon - The Intergalactic Laxative
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Ayreon - The Lighthouse
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Ayreon - The Mirror Maze
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Ayreon - The New Migrator
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Ayreon - The Note
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Ayreon - The Parting
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Ayreon - The Prediction
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Ayreon - The Prodigy's World
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Ayreon - The Rival's Dilemma
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Coco
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Cocq
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Ayreon - The Source Will Flow
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Ayreon - The Stranger From Within
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Ayreon - The Teacher's Discovery
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Ayreon - The Teory of Everything Phase I: Singularity
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything (Part 2)
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Ayreon - The Truth Is In Here
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Ayreon - The Two Gates
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Ayreon - The Uncertainty Principle
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Ayreon - The Visitation
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Ayreon - This Human Equation
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Ayreon - Through The Wormhole
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Ayreon - To The Quasar
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Ayreon - To The Solar System
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Ayreon - Tower Of Hope
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Ayreon - Transformations
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Ayreon - Two Worlds Now One
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Ayreon - Unnatural Selection
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Ayreon - Waking Dreams
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Ayreon - Waracle
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Ayreon - Welcome To The New Dimension
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Ayreon - Ye Courtyard Minstrel Boy
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Ayreon - Your Story Is Over!
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out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
I awe with admiration we listened to the talk
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
chorus:
oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars
they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose
wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!
