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Ayreon - Comatose
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Ayreon - Into The Black Hole
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Ayreon - Age of Shadows
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - Day Sixteen: Loser
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Ayreon - Deathcry Of A Race
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Ayreon - E=MC2
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Ayreon - Abbey Of Synn
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Ayreon - Connect The Dots
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love - Tradução
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Ayreon - Message From Beyond
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Ayreon - Valley Of The Queens
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Ayreon - Waking Dreams
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Ayreon - Carried By The Wind
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Ayreon - Computer Eyes
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Ayreon - Dawn Of A Million Souls
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love
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Ayreon - Day Fifteen: Betrayal
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Ayreon - Day Fourteen: Pride
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Ayreon - Day One: Vigil
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Ayreon - Day Seven: Hope
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Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Guilty
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Ayreon - Hopelessly Slipping Away
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Ayreon - Isis And Osiris
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Ayreon - Journey On The Waves Of Time
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Ayreon - Liquid Eternity
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Ayreon - Listen To My Story
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Ayreon - Listen To The Waves
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Ayreon - Magic Ride
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Ayreon - Magnetism
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Ayreon - My House On Mars
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Ayreon - Prologue: The Blackboard
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Ayreon - Run! Apocalypse! Run!
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Ayreon - Sea Of Machines
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Ayreon - Seven Days, Seven Nights
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Ayreon - Talk of the Town
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Ayreon - The Awareness
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Ayreon - The Castle Hall
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Ayreon - The Consultation
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Ayreon - The Fifth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Human Compulsion
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Ayreon - The New Migrator
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Ayreon - This Human Equation
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Ayreon - Time Beyond Time
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Ayreon - Two Worlds Now One
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Ayreon - Web of Lies
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Ayreon - "Forever" Of The Stars
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Ayreon - A Reason To Live
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Ayreon - All That Was
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Ayreon - Amazing Flight
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Ayreon - Aquatic Race
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Ayreon - Back On Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Bay Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Beneath the waves
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Ayreon - Beyond The Last Horizon
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Ayreon - Condemned To Live
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Ayreon - Condemned Without A Trial
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Ayreon - Cosmic Fusion
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Funeral
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Ayreon - Day Nineteen: Disclosure
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Ayreon - Day Ten: Memories
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Ayreon - Day Twelve: Trauma
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Ayreon - Dragon On The Sea
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Ayreon - Dumb Piece Of Rock
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Ayreon - Everybody Dies
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Daniel And Abby
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Fatum
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Why?!
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Ayreon - Get Out! Now!
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Ayreon - Henry’s Plot
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Ayreon - Inferno
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Ayreon - Intergalactic Space Crusaders
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Ayreon - Into The Ocean
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Ayreon - Loser
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Ayreon - March Of The Machines
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Ayreon - Merlin's Will
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Ayreon - Old Friend
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Ayreon - Phase II: Symmetry
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Ayreon - Planet Y Is Alive!
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Ayreon - Potential
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Ayreon - Quid Pro Quo
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Ayreon - She Is Innocent
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Ayreon - Spaced Out
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Ayreon - The Argument 1
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Ayreon - The Charm Of The Seer
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Ayreon - The Dawn Of Man
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Dream Sequencer
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Ayreon - The Earth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Garden Of Emotions
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Cocq
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Ayreon - Tower Of Hope
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Ayreon - Unnatural Selection
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Ayreon - Ye Courtyard Minstrel Boy
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Ayreon - Your Story Is Over!
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Ayreon - 2084
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Ayreon - Abby In Transitus
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Ayreon - Across The Rainbow Bridge
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Ayreon - Actual Fantasy
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Ayreon - Alive!
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Ayreon - And The Druids Turn To Stone
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Ayreon - Another Time, Another Space
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Ayreon - Ashes
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Ayreon - Ayreon's Fate
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Ayreon - Back On The Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Chaos
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Ayreon - Cold Metal
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Ayreon - Collision
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Ayreon - Come Back To Me
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Ayreon - Computer Reign (Game Over)
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Ayreon - Crescendo
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Descent Into Transitus
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Ayreon - Dark Energy
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Ayreon - Dark Medicine
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Ayreon - Day Eight: School
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Ayreon - Day Eighteen: Realization
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Ayreon - Day Five: Voices
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Ayreon - Day Four: Mystery
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Ayreon - Day Nine: Playground [instrumental]
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Ayreon - Day Seventeen: Accident?
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Ayreon - Day Six: Childhood
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Ayreon - Day Thirteen: Sign
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Ayreon - Day Three: Pain
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Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
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Ayreon - Diagnosis
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Ayreon - Dreamtime
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Ayreon - Elected
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Ayreon - Epilogue: The Memory Remains
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Ayreon - Evil Devolution
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Ayreon - Eyes Of Time
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Ayreon - Farside Of The World
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: 1884
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Graveyard
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Ayreon - Forevermore
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Ayreon - Fortune?
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Ayreon - How You Gonna See Me Now?
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Ayreon - Inertia
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Ayreon - Journey To Forever
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Ayreon - Lavinia’s Confession
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Ayreon - Losing You
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Ayreon - Love and Envy
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Ayreon - Master Of Darkness
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Ayreon - Mirror Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Nature's Dance
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Ayreon - Newborn Race
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Ayreon - No Quarter
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Ayreon - One Small Step
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Ayreon - Original Hippie's Amazing Trip
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Ayreon - Out Of The White Hole
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Ayreon - Patterns
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Ayreon - Perfect Survivor
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Ayreon - Phase III: Entanglement
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Ayreon - Phase IV: Unification
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Ayreon - Progressive Waves
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Ayreon - Prologue
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Ayreon - Ride The Comet
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Ayreon - River of Time
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Ayreon - Sail Away To Avalon
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Ayreon - Sandrider
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Ayreon - Side Effects
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Ayreon - Sleeper Awake
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Ayreon - Star of Sirrah
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Ayreon - String Theory
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Ayreon - Surface Tension
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Ayreon - Swan Song
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Ayreon - Temple Of The Cat
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Ayreon - The Accusation
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Ayreon - The Banishment
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Ayreon - The Blackboard (Reprise)
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Ayreon - The Breaktrough
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Ayreon - The Conclusion
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Ayreon - The Decision Tree (We're Alive)
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Ayreon - The Dream Dissolves
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Ayreon - The Eleventh Dimension
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Ayreon - The Eye Of Ra
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Ayreon - The Final Expiriment
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Ayreon - The First Man On Earth
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Ayreon - The Gift
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Ayreon - The Great Beyond
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Ayreon - The Intergalactic Laxative
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Ayreon - The Lighthouse
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Ayreon - The Mirror Maze
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Ayreon - The Note
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Ayreon - The Parting
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Ayreon - The Prediction
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Ayreon - The Prodigy's World
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Ayreon - The Rival's Dilemma
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Coco
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Ayreon - The Sixth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Source Will Flow
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Ayreon - The Stranger From Within
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Ayreon - The Teacher's Discovery
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Ayreon - The Teory of Everything Phase I: Singularity
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything (Part 2)
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Ayreon - The Truth is Here
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Ayreon - The Truth Is In Here
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Ayreon - The Two Gates
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Ayreon - The Uncertainty Principle
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Ayreon - The Visitation
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Ayreon - Through The Wormhole
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Ayreon - To The Quasar
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Ayreon - To The Solar System
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Ayreon - Transformations
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Ayreon - Tunnel Of Light
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Ayreon - Waracle
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Ayreon - Welcome To The New Dimension
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out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
I awe with admiration we listened to the talk
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
chorus:
oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars
they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose
wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!