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Ayreon - Comatose
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Ayreon - Day Sixteen: Loser
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Ayreon - Into The Black Hole
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Ayreon - Connect The Dots
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Ayreon - Dawn Of A Million Souls
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love
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Ayreon - Deathcry Of A Race
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Ayreon - Valley Of The Queens
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Ayreon - "Forever" Of The Stars
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Ayreon - Age of Shadows
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Ayreon - Beneath the waves
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Ayreon - Computer Eyes
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Ayreon - E=MC2
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Ayreon - The Charm Of The Seer
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Ayreon - Abbey Of Synn
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Ayreon - Beyond The Last Horizon
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Ayreon - Carried By The Wind
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Ayreon - Day Seven: Hope
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Ayreon - Day Ten: Memories
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Ayreon - Farside Of The World
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Fatum
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Guilty
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Ayreon - Intergalactic Space Crusaders
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Ayreon - Liquid Eternity
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Ayreon - Magic Ride
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Ayreon - Message From Beyond
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Ayreon - My House On Mars
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Ayreon - Planet Y Is Alive!
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Ayreon - Quid Pro Quo
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Ayreon - Run! Apocalypse! Run!
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Ayreon - Sea Of Machines
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Ayreon - The Awareness
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Ayreon - The Castle Hall
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Ayreon - The Consultation
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Ayreon - The Dawn Of Man
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Dream Sequencer
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Ayreon - The Fifth Extinction
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Ayreon - Ye Courtyard Minstrel Boy
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Ayreon - All That Was
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Ayreon - Amazing Flight
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Ayreon - Aquatic Race
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Ayreon - Back On Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Collision
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Ayreon - Condemned To Live
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Ayreon - Day Eighteen: Realization
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love - Tradução
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Ayreon - Day Fifteen: Betrayal
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Ayreon - Day Fourteen: Pride
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Ayreon - Day One: Vigil
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Ayreon - Day Seventeen: Accident?
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Ayreon - Day Thirteen: Sign
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Ayreon - Day Twelve: Trauma
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Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
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Ayreon - Dragon On The Sea
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Ayreon - Elected
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Ayreon - Everybody Dies
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Ayreon - Eyes Of Time
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Daniel And Abby
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Why?!
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Ayreon - Get Out! Now!
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Ayreon - Henry’s Plot
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Ayreon - Hopelessly Slipping Away
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Ayreon - Isis And Osiris
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Ayreon - Journey On The Waves Of Time
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Ayreon - Listen To The Waves
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Ayreon - Love and Envy
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Ayreon - Magnetism
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Ayreon - March Of The Machines
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Ayreon - Merlin's Will
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Ayreon - Old Friend
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Ayreon - Out Of The White Hole
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Ayreon - Prologue
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Ayreon - Prologue: The Blackboard
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Ayreon - Ride The Comet
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Ayreon - Seven Days, Seven Nights
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Ayreon - Swan Song
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Ayreon - Talk of the Town
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Ayreon - The Argument 1
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Ayreon - The Earth Extinction
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Ayreon - The First Man On Earth
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Ayreon - The Human Compulsion
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Ayreon - The Mirror Maze
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Cocq
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Ayreon - The Sixth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything
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Ayreon - This Human Equation
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Ayreon - Time Beyond Time
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Ayreon - Tower Of Hope
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Ayreon - Two Worlds Now One
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Ayreon - Unnatural Selection
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Ayreon - Waking Dreams
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Ayreon - Your Story Is Over!
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Ayreon - 2084
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Ayreon - A Reason To Live
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Ayreon - Abby In Transitus
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Ayreon - Across The Rainbow Bridge
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Ayreon - Actual Fantasy
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Ayreon - Alive!
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Ayreon - And The Druids Turn To Stone
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Ayreon - Another Time, Another Space
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Ayreon - Ashes
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Ayreon - Ayreon's Fate
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Ayreon - Back On The Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Bay Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Chaos
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Ayreon - Cold Metal
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Ayreon - Come Back To Me
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Ayreon - Computer Reign (Game Over)
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Ayreon - Condemned Without A Trial
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Ayreon - Cosmic Fusion
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Ayreon - Crescendo
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Descent Into Transitus
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Funeral
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Ayreon - Dark Energy
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Ayreon - Dark Medicine
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Ayreon - Day Eight: School
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Ayreon - Day Five: Voices
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Ayreon - Day Four: Mystery
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Ayreon - Day Nine: Playground [instrumental]
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Ayreon - Day Nineteen: Disclosure
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Ayreon - Day Six: Childhood
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Ayreon - Day Three: Pain
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Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
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Ayreon - Diagnosis
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Ayreon - Dreamtime
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Ayreon - Dumb Piece Of Rock
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Ayreon - Epilogue: The Memory Remains
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Ayreon - Evil Devolution
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: 1884
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Graveyard
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Ayreon - Forevermore
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Ayreon - Fortune?
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Ayreon - How You Gonna See Me Now?
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Ayreon - Inertia
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Ayreon - Inferno
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Ayreon - Into The Ocean
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Ayreon - Journey To Forever
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Ayreon - Lavinia’s Confession
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Ayreon - Listen To My Story
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Ayreon - Loser
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Ayreon - Losing You
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Ayreon - Master Of Darkness
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Ayreon - Mirror Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Nature's Dance
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Ayreon - Newborn Race
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Ayreon - No Quarter
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Ayreon - One Small Step
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Ayreon - Original Hippie's Amazing Trip
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Ayreon - Patterns
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Ayreon - Perfect Survivor
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Ayreon - Phase II: Symmetry
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Ayreon - Phase III: Entanglement
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Ayreon - Phase IV: Unification
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Ayreon - Potential
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Ayreon - Progressive Waves
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Ayreon - River of Time
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Ayreon - Sail Away To Avalon
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Ayreon - Sandrider
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Ayreon - She Is Innocent
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Ayreon - Side Effects
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Ayreon - Sleeper Awake
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Ayreon - Spaced Out
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Ayreon - Star of Sirrah
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Ayreon - String Theory
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Ayreon - Surface Tension
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Ayreon - Temple Of The Cat
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Ayreon - The Accusation
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Ayreon - The Banishment
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Ayreon - The Blackboard (Reprise)
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Ayreon - The Breaktrough
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Ayreon - The Conclusion
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Decision Tree (We're Alive)
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Ayreon - The Dream Dissolves
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Ayreon - The Eleventh Dimension
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Ayreon - The Eye Of Ra
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Ayreon - The Final Expiriment
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Ayreon - The Garden Of Emotions
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Ayreon - The Gift
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Ayreon - The Great Beyond
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Ayreon - The Intergalactic Laxative
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Ayreon - The Lighthouse
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Ayreon - The New Migrator
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Ayreon - The Note
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Ayreon - The Parting
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Ayreon - The Prediction
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Ayreon - The Prodigy's World
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Ayreon - The Rival's Dilemma
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Coco
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Ayreon - The Source Will Flow
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Ayreon - The Stranger From Within
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Ayreon - The Teacher's Discovery
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Ayreon - The Teory of Everything Phase I: Singularity
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything (Part 2)
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Ayreon - The Truth is Here
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Ayreon - The Truth Is In Here
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Ayreon - The Two Gates
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Ayreon - The Uncertainty Principle
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Ayreon - The Visitation
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Ayreon - Through The Wormhole
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Ayreon - To The Quasar
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Ayreon - To The Solar System
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Ayreon - Transformations
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Ayreon - Tunnel Of Light
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Ayreon - Waracle
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Ayreon - Web of Lies
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Ayreon - Welcome To The New Dimension
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out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
I awe with admiration we listened to the talk
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
chorus:
oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars
they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose
wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!