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Ayreon - Into The Black Hole
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Ayreon - Comatose
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - Age of Shadows
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Ayreon - Day Sixteen: Loser
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Ayreon - Deathcry Of A Race
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Ayreon - E=MC2
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Ayreon - Connect The Dots
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Ayreon - Dawn Of A Million Souls
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love - Tradução
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Ayreon - Day Seven: Hope
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Ayreon - Message From Beyond
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Ayreon - Waking Dreams
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Ayreon - Web of Lies
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Ayreon - Abbey Of Synn
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Ayreon - Carried By The Wind
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Ayreon - Day Fifteen: Betrayal
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Ayreon - Day Fourteen: Pride
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Ayreon - Day One: Vigil
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Ayreon - Day Ten: Memories
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Ayreon - Hopelessly Slipping Away
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Ayreon - Liquid Eternity
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Ayreon - Listen To My Story
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Ayreon - Listen To The Waves
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Ayreon - Magic Ride
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Ayreon - Magnetism
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Ayreon - Prologue: The Blackboard
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Ayreon - Seven Days, Seven Nights
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Ayreon - Talk of the Town
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Ayreon - The Castle Hall
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Ayreon - The New Migrator
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Ayreon - This Human Equation
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Ayreon - Time Beyond Time
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Ayreon - Two Worlds Now One
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Ayreon - Valley Of The Queens
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Ayreon - "Forever" Of The Stars
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Ayreon - A Reason To Live
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Ayreon - All That Was
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Ayreon - Aquatic Race
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Ayreon - Bay Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Beneath the waves
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Ayreon - Beyond The Last Horizon
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Ayreon - Condemned To Live
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Ayreon - Condemned Without A Trial
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Ayreon - Cosmic Fusion
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Funeral
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love
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Ayreon - Day Five: Voices
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Ayreon - Day Nine: Playground [instrumental]
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Ayreon - Day Nineteen: Disclosure
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Ayreon - Day Twelve: Trauma
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Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
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Ayreon - Dragon On The Sea
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Ayreon - Dumb Piece Of Rock
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Ayreon - Everybody Dies
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Guilty
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Why?!
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Ayreon - Get Out! Now!
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Ayreon - Inferno
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Ayreon - Intergalactic Space Crusaders
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Ayreon - Into The Ocean
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Ayreon - Isis And Osiris
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Ayreon - Journey On The Waves Of Time
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Ayreon - Loser
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Ayreon - March Of The Machines
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Ayreon - My House On Mars
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Ayreon - Old Friend
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Ayreon - Phase II: Symmetry
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Ayreon - Potential
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Ayreon - Ride The Comet
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Ayreon - Run! Apocalypse! Run!
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Ayreon - Sea Of Machines
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Ayreon - She Is Innocent
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Ayreon - Spaced Out
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Ayreon - The Argument 1
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Ayreon - The Awareness
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Ayreon - The Charm Of The Seer
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Ayreon - The Consultation
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Ayreon - The Dawn Of Man
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Dream Sequencer
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Ayreon - The Earth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Fifth Extinction
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Ayreon - The First Man On Earth
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Ayreon - The Garden Of Emotions
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Ayreon - The Human Compulsion
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Cocq
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Ayreon - Tower Of Hope
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Ayreon - Unnatural Selection
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Ayreon - Ye Courtyard Minstrel Boy
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Ayreon - Your Story Is Over!
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Ayreon - 2084
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Ayreon - Abby In Transitus
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Ayreon - Across The Rainbow Bridge
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Ayreon - Actual Fantasy
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Ayreon - Alive!
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Ayreon - Amazing Flight
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Ayreon - And The Druids Turn To Stone
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Ayreon - Another Time, Another Space
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Ayreon - Ashes
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Ayreon - Ayreon's Fate
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Ayreon - Back On Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Back On The Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Chaos
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Ayreon - Cold Metal
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Ayreon - Collision
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Ayreon - Come Back To Me
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Ayreon - Computer Eyes
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Ayreon - Computer Reign (Game Over)
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Ayreon - Crescendo
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Descent Into Transitus
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Ayreon - Dark Energy
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Ayreon - Dark Medicine
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Ayreon - Day Eight: School
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Ayreon - Day Eighteen: Realization
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Ayreon - Day Four: Mystery
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Ayreon - Day Seventeen: Accident?
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Ayreon - Day Six: Childhood
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Ayreon - Day Thirteen: Sign
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Ayreon - Day Three: Pain
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Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
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Ayreon - Diagnosis
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Ayreon - Dreamtime
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Ayreon - Elected
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Ayreon - Epilogue: The Memory Remains
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Ayreon - Evil Devolution
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Ayreon - Eyes Of Time
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Ayreon - Farside Of The World
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: 1884
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Daniel And Abby
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Fatum
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Graveyard
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Ayreon - Forevermore
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Ayreon - Fortune?
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Ayreon - Henry’s Plot
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Ayreon - How You Gonna See Me Now?
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Ayreon - Inertia
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Ayreon - Journey To Forever
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Ayreon - Lavinia’s Confession
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Ayreon - Losing You
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Ayreon - Love and Envy
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Ayreon - Master Of Darkness
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Ayreon - Merlin's Will
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Ayreon - Mirror Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Nature's Dance
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Ayreon - Newborn Race
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Ayreon - No Quarter
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Ayreon - One Small Step
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Ayreon - Original Hippie's Amazing Trip
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Ayreon - Out Of The White Hole
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Ayreon - Patterns
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Ayreon - Perfect Survivor
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Ayreon - Phase III: Entanglement
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Ayreon - Phase IV: Unification
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Ayreon - Planet Y Is Alive!
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Ayreon - Progressive Waves
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Ayreon - Prologue
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Ayreon - Quid Pro Quo
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Ayreon - River of Time
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Ayreon - Sail Away To Avalon
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Ayreon - Sandrider
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Ayreon - Side Effects
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Ayreon - Sleeper Awake
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Ayreon - Star of Sirrah
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Ayreon - String Theory
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Ayreon - Surface Tension
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Ayreon - Swan Song
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Ayreon - Temple Of The Cat
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Ayreon - The Accusation
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Ayreon - The Banishment
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Ayreon - The Blackboard (Reprise)
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Ayreon - The Breaktrough
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Ayreon - The Conclusion
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Ayreon - The Decision Tree (We're Alive)
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Ayreon - The Dream Dissolves
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Ayreon - The Eleventh Dimension
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Ayreon - The Eye Of Ra
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Ayreon - The Final Expiriment
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Ayreon - The Gift
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Ayreon - The Great Beyond
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Ayreon - The Intergalactic Laxative
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Ayreon - The Lighthouse
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Ayreon - The Mirror Maze
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Ayreon - The Note
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Ayreon - The Parting
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Ayreon - The Prediction
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Ayreon - The Prodigy's World
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Ayreon - The Rival's Dilemma
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Coco
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Ayreon - The Sixth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Source Will Flow
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Ayreon - The Stranger From Within
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Ayreon - The Teacher's Discovery
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Ayreon - The Teory of Everything Phase I: Singularity
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything (Part 2)
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Ayreon - The Truth is Here
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Ayreon - The Truth Is In Here
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Ayreon - The Two Gates
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Ayreon - The Uncertainty Principle
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Ayreon - The Visitation
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Ayreon - Through The Wormhole
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Ayreon - To The Quasar
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Ayreon - To The Solar System
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Ayreon - Transformations
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Ayreon - Tunnel Of Light
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Ayreon - Waracle
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Ayreon - Welcome To The New Dimension
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out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
I awe with admiration we listened to the talk
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
chorus:
oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars
they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose
wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!
