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Ayreon - Day Ten: Memories
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Ayreon - Eyes Of Time
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Ayreon - Age of Shadows
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Ayreon - Computer Eyes
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Ayreon - Day Eight: School
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Ayreon - Amazing Flight
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Ayreon - Comatose
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Ayreon - Day Twelve: Trauma
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Ayreon - Listen To The Waves
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Ayreon - Mirror Of Dreams
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Ayreon - River of Time
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Ayreon - The Charm Of The Seer
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The First Man On Earth
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Ayreon - Time Beyond Time
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Ayreon - 2084
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Ayreon - Abbey Of Synn
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Ayreon - And The Druids Turn To Stone
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Ayreon - Aquatic Race
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Ayreon - Ayreon's Fate
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Ayreon - Bay Of Dreams
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Ayreon - Beyond The Last Horizon
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Ayreon - Carried By The Wind
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Ayreon - Condemned To Live
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love
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Ayreon - Day Five: Voices
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Ayreon - Day Twenty: Confrontation
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Ayreon - Day Two: Isolation
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Ayreon - Deathcry Of A Race
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Ayreon - E=MC2
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Ayreon - Everybody Dies
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Ayreon - Intergalactic Space Crusaders
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Ayreon - Into The Black Hole
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Ayreon - Journey On The Waves Of Time
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Ayreon - Love and Envy
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Ayreon - Message From Beyond
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Ayreon - My House On Mars
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Ayreon - Nature's Dance
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Ayreon - One Small Step
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Ayreon - Out Of The White Hole
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Ayreon - Quid Pro Quo
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Ayreon - Ride The Comet
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Ayreon - Sail Away To Avalon
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Ayreon - Sea Of Machines
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Ayreon - Seven Days, Seven Nights
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Ayreon - Sleeper Awake
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Ayreon - Temple Of The Cat
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Ayreon - The Dream Sequencer
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Ayreon - The New Migrator
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Ayreon - The Sixth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything
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Ayreon - This Human Equation
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Ayreon - Through The Wormhole
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Ayreon - To The Quasar
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Ayreon - To The Solar System
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Ayreon - Valley Of The Queens
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Ayreon - Waracle
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Ayreon - Web of Lies
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Ayreon - Your Story Is Over!
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Ayreon - "Forever" Of The Stars
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Ayreon - A Reason To Live
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Ayreon - Abby In Transitus
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Ayreon - Across The Rainbow Bridge
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Ayreon - Actual Fantasy
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Ayreon - Alive!
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Ayreon - All That Was
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Ayreon - Another Time, Another Space
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Ayreon - Ashes
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Ayreon - Back On Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Back On The Planet Earth
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Ayreon - Beneath the waves
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Ayreon - Chaos
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Ayreon - Cold Metal
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Ayreon - Collision
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Ayreon - Come Back To Me
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Ayreon - Computer Reign (Game Over)
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Ayreon - Condemned Without A Trial
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Ayreon - Connect The Dots
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Ayreon - Cosmic Fusion
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Ayreon - Crescendo
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Descent Into Transitus
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Ayreon - Daniel’s Funeral
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Ayreon - Dark Energy
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Ayreon - Dark Medicine
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Ayreon - Dawn Of A Million Souls
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Ayreon - Day Eighteen: Realization
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Ayreon - Day Eleven: Love - Tradução
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Ayreon - Day Fifteen: Betrayal
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Ayreon - Day Four: Mystery
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Ayreon - Day Fourteen: Pride
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Ayreon - Day Nine: Playground [instrumental]
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Ayreon - Day Nineteen: Disclosure
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Ayreon - Day One: Vigil
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Ayreon - Day Seven: Hope
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Ayreon - Day Seventeen: Accident?
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Ayreon - Day Six: Childhood
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Ayreon - Day Sixteen: Loser
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Ayreon - Day Thirteen: Sign
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Ayreon - Day Three: Pain
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Ayreon - Diagnosis
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Ayreon - Dragon On The Sea
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Ayreon - Dreamtime
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Ayreon - Dumb Piece Of Rock
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Ayreon - Elected
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Ayreon - Epilogue: The Memory Remains
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Ayreon - Evil Devolution
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Ayreon - Farside Of The World
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: 1884
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Daniel And Abby
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Fatum
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Graveyard
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Guilty
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Ayreon - Fatum Horrificum: Why?!
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Ayreon - Forevermore
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Ayreon - Fortune?
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Ayreon - Get Out! Now!
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Ayreon - Henry’s Plot
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Ayreon - Hopelessly Slipping Away
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Ayreon - How You Gonna See Me Now?
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Ayreon - Inertia
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Ayreon - Inferno
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Ayreon - Into The Ocean
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Ayreon - Isis And Osiris
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Ayreon - Journey To Forever
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Ayreon - Lavinia’s Confession
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Ayreon - Liquid Eternity
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Ayreon - Listen To My Story
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Ayreon - Loser
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Ayreon - Losing You
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Ayreon - Magic Ride
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Ayreon - Magnetism
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Ayreon - March Of The Machines
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Ayreon - Master Of Darkness
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Ayreon - Merlin's Will
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Ayreon - Newborn Race
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Ayreon - No Quarter
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Ayreon - Old Friend
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Ayreon - Original Hippie's Amazing Trip
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Ayreon - Patterns
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Ayreon - Perfect Survivor
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Ayreon - Phase II: Symmetry
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Ayreon - Phase III: Entanglement
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Ayreon - Phase IV: Unification
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Ayreon - Planet Y Is Alive!
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Ayreon - Potential
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Ayreon - Progressive Waves
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Ayreon - Prologue
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Ayreon - Prologue: The Blackboard
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Ayreon - Run! Apocalypse! Run!
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Ayreon - Sandrider
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Ayreon - She Is Innocent
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Ayreon - Side Effects
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Ayreon - Spaced Out
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Ayreon - Star of Sirrah
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Ayreon - String Theory
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Ayreon - Surface Tension
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Ayreon - Swan Song
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Ayreon - Talk of the Town
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Ayreon - The Accusation
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Ayreon - The Argument 1
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Ayreon - The Awareness
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Ayreon - The Banishment
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Ayreon - The Blackboard (Reprise)
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Ayreon - The Breaktrough
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Ayreon - The Castle Hall
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Ayreon - The Conclusion
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Ayreon - The Consultation
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Ayreon - The Dawn Of Man
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Ayreon - The Day That The World Breaks Down
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Ayreon - The Decision Tree (We're Alive)
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Ayreon - The Dream Dissolves
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Ayreon - The Earth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Eleventh Dimension
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Ayreon - The Eye Of Ra
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Ayreon - The Fifth Extinction
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Ayreon - The Final Expiriment
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Ayreon - The Garden Of Emotions
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Ayreon - The Gift
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Ayreon - The Great Beyond
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Ayreon - The Human Compulsion
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Ayreon - The Intergalactic Laxative
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Ayreon - The Lighthouse
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Ayreon - The Mirror Maze
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Ayreon - The Note
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Ayreon - The Parting
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Ayreon - The Prediction
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Ayreon - The Prodigy's World
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Ayreon - The Rival's Dilemma
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Coco
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Ayreon - The Shooting Company Of Captain Frans B. Cocq
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Ayreon - The Source Will Flow
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Ayreon - The Stranger From Within
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Ayreon - The Teacher's Discovery
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Ayreon - The Teory of Everything Phase I: Singularity
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Ayreon - The Theory Of Everything (Part 2)
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Ayreon - The Truth is Here
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Ayreon - The Truth Is In Here
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Ayreon - The Two Gates
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Ayreon - The Uncertainty Principle
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Ayreon - The Visitation
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Ayreon - Tower Of Hope
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Ayreon - Transformations
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Ayreon - Tunnel Of Light
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Ayreon - Two Worlds Now One
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Ayreon - Unnatural Selection
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Ayreon - Waking Dreams
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Ayreon - Welcome To The New Dimension
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Ayreon - Ye Courtyard Minstrel Boy
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out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
with total media coverage we watched the heroes land
as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
I awe with admiration we listened to the talk
such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee
chorus:
oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars
they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot
you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose
wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two
it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!
