Small talk stinks Small talk stinks Small talk stinks Small talk stinks See the young man in his new gown Talking up to his bouffant drag He say he loves you with flowers Something that he's never had A sentence should be like a serpent Quick with a sting in its tail String me a line that has meaning and depth There's no small talk with walky talkies Small talk stinks
I said it stinks Small talk stinks Small talk stinks
You whisper sweet nothings chit-chat back-chat There's no idle gossip in braille Taking combs three times a day Twice an hour Identikit cute lips from wall to wall Stand in line for the photo call See the young man in his new gown Talking up to his bouffant drag Small talk stinks Small talk stinks Small talk stinks Small talk stinks
