(Hey, leave a message) 
    Hey, call me back when ya get this 
 Or when you've got a minute 
 We really need to talk   
 Wait, you know what? 
 Maybe just forget it 
 'Cause by the time you get this 
 Your number might be blocked   
 Stay and blah, blah, blah 
 You just want what you can't have 
 No way, I'll call the cops 
 If you don't stop, I'll call your dad   
 And I hate to do this to you on your birthday 
 Happy birthday, by the way 
 It's not you, it's me, and all that other bullshit 
 You know that's bullshit, don'tcha, babe?   
 I'm not your party favor   
 Look, now I know we coulda done it better 
 But we can't change the weather 
 When the weather's come and gone   
 Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards 
 You'll single out the wrong words 
 Like you mishear all my songs   
 You'll hear stay and blah, blah, blah 
 You just want what you can't have 
 No way, I'll call the cops 
 If you don't stop, I'll call your dad   
 And I hate to do this to you on your birthday 
 Happy birthday by the way 
 It's not you, it's me, and all that other bullshit 
 You know that's bullshit, don'tcha, babe?   
 I'm not your party favor