Smile for the camera 
 We know how to make you shine 
 You'll be the face of glamour 
 Just don't try to speak your mind 
    We'll fix you every way 
 For every Saturday 
 And every winter, you'll be slimmer   
 But I don't wanna be a winner 
 I don't wanna be a winner 
 I'd rather be a fucking splinter 
 Play like a beginner 
 I am no give inner   
 No, no 
 No, no 
 No, no 
 No, no   
 Keep your pretty chin up 
 Keep your eyes on the prize 
 Sew your pretty mouth shut 
 Don't move until the plaster dries   
 Turn you into a statue 
 Go to increase your value 
 And in the winter Sun, you'll glimmer   
 But I don't wanna be a winner 
 I don't wanna be a winner 
 I'd rather be a fucking splinter 
 Play like a beginner 
 I am no give inner   
 I don't wanna be a winner 
 No, I don't wanna be a winner 
 I'd rather be a fucking splinter 
 Play like a beginner 
 I am no give inner   
 No, no 
 No, no   
 I know, I know you said 
 Go on, go on play dead 
 Get out, get out my head 
 Get out, get out 
 I know, I know you said 
 Go on, go on play dead 
 Get out, get out my head 
 Get out, get out   
 But I don't wanna be a winner 
 I don't wanna be a winner 
 I'd rather be a fucking splinter 
 Play like a beginner 
 I am no give inner   
 I don't wanna be a winner (I don't wanna be) 
 No, I don't wanna be a winner (I don't wanna be a winner) 
 I'd rather be a fucking splinter 
 Play like a beginner (I'd rather be a) 
 I am no give inner (I'd rather be a winner)   
 No, no 
 No, no (No, no) 
 No, no, no 
 No, no (Oh, no) 
 No, no (I know, I know you said) 
 No, no (Go on, go on play dead) 
 No, no (Get out, get out my head) 
 No, no (Get out, get out)