We don't like to go out shoppin
 
  
  We don't care what's on sale
  
 
 We just wanna to sit with a bag full of chips watchin the NFL
 
 When you come over at half time
  
 
 And say does this dress fit to tight
 
 We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
  
 
 And say uh uh fits just right
  
 
 Well that's the truth about men
  
 
 That's the truth about us
  
 
 We like to hunt and golf on our days off
  
 
 And scratch and spit and cuss
  
 
 No matter what line we hand ya when we come draggin in
  
 
 We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
  
 
 And it's probably happen again
 
 We hate watchin steal magnolias
  
 
 We like Rambo and die hard 4
  
 
 Jump up and down like fools
  
 
 When we see the new tools 
  
 
 At the Home Depot store
  
 
 We don't really want to take you to dinner
  
 
 At some fancy resturant
  
 
 The only reason we do is cause it all leads to the one thing that we all want
  
 
 Well that's the truth about men
  
 
 That's the truth about guys
  
 
 We'd rather pick gituars and work on cars
  
 
 Than work on the problems in our lives
  
 
 And though we say it to ya every now and then
  
 
 We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
  
 
 And it's probably gonna happen again
 
 Well if you wanna know what we're all thinkin
  
 
 It's nothin to complex
  
 
 It's just something cold for drinkin
  
 
 And a whole lot of S.E.S.
 
 That's the truth about men
  
 
 That's the truth about us
  
 
 We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
  
 
 And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
  
 
 It don't matter what line we give you
  
 
 When we come crawlin in
  
 
 We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
  
 
 And it's probably gonna happen again
  
 
 We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
  
 
 And it's probably gonna happen 
  
 
 Sure it's gonna happen
  
 
 Ya know it's gonna happen again
  
 
 THAT'S THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN!!