{*cool v cuts and scratches his own name*}
 
  
  [biz markie]
 
 I'ma make this brief, like about 30 seconds
 
 My dj, gets all of his respect in
 
 Super crazy blendin, so he can sound groovy
 
 And it can only be the vibe of cutmaster cool v
 
 When he cuts the funky record, it sounds so like def
 
 And it can be smooth, from right to left
 
 But now i'ma shut up and step off from the action
 
 It's cool v give you hits, he do the funky scratchin
 
 Cool v go ahead!
  
 
 {*cool v scratches his own name again and "i do damage!"*}
  
 
 [biz markie]
 
 Yo, i'd like to tell you about my dj
 
 He cuts the records and he's my protege
 
 So check him out without a doubt and you will agree
 
 He goes by the name of cutmaster cool v
 
 Cut the funky records, for me and the crew and
 
 You will agree that he will be pursuin
 
 A career, and like i have no fear
 
 For when he cut the funky records he won't be dissapear
 
 Now you think of rockin and mc's know
 
 He's highly recognized as the dj of disco
 
 He can like mix, and he can like cut an'
 
 Everytime i rock people say - v what in the heck
 
 And they be checkin and, yo wait a second
 
 As he be rockin it, always collectin
 
 The money or dead presidents, whatever you call it
 
 So come on cool v - go for it!
  
 
 {*cool v scratches his own name again and "i do damage!"*}
  
 
 [biz markie]
 
 Here's a biography about my dj
 
 His name is cool v
 
 And when he cut the funky records, he get respected
 
 And he's an aires
 
 So check him out without a doubt as i be gettin down
 
 I rock the funky rhythm of a rhymin sound
 
 I think i like the way that he cuts for me
 
 That's why he's my dj - {*cool v!*}
 
 Girls!  wherever you call 'em
 
 He rocks from here all the wa