[chorus: lil' kal   possibly others]
 
 It's my country, you can say what you, wanna say about me
 
 But at the end of the day i'll be countin my mo-ney
 
 It's like a dream - yeah, it's like a dream - yeah
 
 Cause at the end of the day i'll be countin my mo-ney
 
  
  [verse one: biz markie]
 
 It's the emzah-a, r-rzah-kayah
 
 Like the internet, i am here to stay-ah
 
 Been a long time, i know it's been years
 
 "oops! i did it again" like britney spears
 
 Like  the matrix , i - keanu reeves
 
 Ring around the collar and doo doo on the sleeves
 
 I'm explosive, like, dynamite
 
 I should be on "entertainment tonight"
 
 Or "access hollywood" or "soul train"
 
 I'm so on fire, i fart propane
 
 Don't use rogaine, got a head full of hair
 
 Cause the brother on the mic is so debonnaire
 
 I'm so cool, the fonz say "eyy!"
 
 Cause i'm the best mc from around my way
 
 Never listen to what haters say
 
 I just stay focused like kobe in l.a.
  
 
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 [verse two: biz markie]
 
 I'ma do it, like i never have done it
 
 Never got drunk and never got blunted
 
 The {?} in my ear, they cost about a hundred
 
 If the record's a hit, you know the biz spun it
 
 Super educated master rap techniquer
 
 Ill funk freaker every day of the week-ah
 
 Whether it's kim, agnes, monique or tamika
 
 My unique physique make 'em all weaker and weaker
 
 Cause i'm hung, like  mighty joe young
 
 They all get sprung, from the joy that i brung
 
 I drive a hummer, i'm hot like donna summers
 
 I'm one of the first human (rum-a-pum pummers)
 
 No matter what they say, i always sound flyer
 
 Than anyone you heard, or even de-sired
 
 Yes it's me, i'm the original b-i-z
 
 M-a-r-k-i with the e
  
 
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