(Intro - Biz Markie)
 
 A-one two
 
 Okay, Okay, O-O-O-O-Okay
 
 Paul Nice and the MC (Biz Markie)
 
 We're getting down to the funky sounds
 
 And check it out, here's how you do it
 
  
  (Verse 1 - Biz Markie)
 
 Y'all know me, as the B-I-Z
 
 That rock the microphone most definitely
 
 Bringing you styles that you never heard
 
 Liked by the thugs, liked by the nerds
 
 I'm real super, hot in the eighties
 
 Even Austin Powers'd say "Yeah baby"
 
 The hip-hopper, unpredictable showstopper
 
 Whatever I say, you know it's proper
 
 When I kick it, I kick it like a field goal
 
 Like Eric B & Rakim, you know I got soul
 
 I got funky rhymes to blow your mind
 
 Funking you out, without a doubt, Aries is my sign
 
 I'm cookoo for cocoa with my vocal
 
 When I'm in San Francisco or when I'm local
 
 The Emmazah, Emmazah, just doing my thing
 
 I'm guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing
  
 
 (Chorus)
 
 La da da, la da da da (I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn tha party out)
 
 La da da, la da da da (The magnificent Biz Markie) (wooo)
 
 La da da, la da da da (I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn tha party out)
 
 La da da, la da da da (All the party people say "isn't he something?")
  
 
 (Verse 2 - Biz Markie)
 
 Biz in charge and, yo I'm livin large and
 
 Oooh I like it like El Debarge and
 
 In the tune I can croon with a bang and a boom
 
 So hurry up and get the six smokers out the room
 
 Before I catch Asthma or Emphysema
 
 You can catch me in a playsport or a beamer
 
 I rip and rag, play freeze tag
 
 But since I got older, it's all such a drag
 
 But it don't matter now like Purina cat chow
 
 The first beat I did was meow, meow, meow
 
 Don't have a son or daughter even though I oughta
 
 Its almost ten years since I rocked at the quarters
 
 Roof top, Roseland, ooh baby what a man
 
 Now I play the tunnel ??? in a grand
 
 Yo Paul (yeah, yeah) let the music cease
 
 When I count to three everybody say peace
  
 
 Chorus
  
 
 (cutting and scratching of various Biz phrases)