Ah one two, ah one two 
 Ah one two, ah one two 
 I'd like to introduce myself 
 My name is ah biz markie 
    Well, i'm the human ultra called biz markie 
 Makin' music orderly is my specialty 
 When i go, boom ah one, two, girls get excited 
 When they hear my lyrics they wanna recite 'em 
 I know y'all in the mood, just go with the flow   
 And i can play rappin' records and all disco 
 Like, beat it, billie jean by michael jackson 
 Or the treacherous three record, they call, "action" 
 When you hear me do it, you will be shocked and amazed 
 It's the brand new thing they call the human beat box craze   
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes   
 Well, i don't just do the beat box, i rock on the mic 
 And all the rhymes that i say, all the people like i get the crowd jumpin', get the girl's hearts pumpin' all the party people say, "isn't he somethin'?" 
 Rock from new york city all the way down south   
 Sayin' rhymes and makin' music with my mouth 
 I'ma tell you party people how i began 
 It started when i'm livin' in long island 
 Hey, when i was a kid, 
 I used to play in the streets 
 Makin' sounds with my mouth, all sorts of beats   
 Grown people, used to say, "what?" 
 Grown people, used to say, "what's 
 Wrong with that kid makin' that strange noise?" 
 It was like for all the fly girls and all the homeboys   
 Then i tried it at a homeboy's basement party 
 They thought it was a record, they ain't know it was me 
 When they came by the dj, and saw who it is 
 They said, "make the music with your mouth, biz"   
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes   
 It may look and sound easy doin' the human beat box 
 But it's real difficult, even knocked me out my socks 
 It's a movement combination with your lip tongue and throat 
 Use your teeth and your nose for a mysterious high note 
 I like doin' it as a hobby or a job   
 People treat me like a star and surround me in the mall 
 It's not all the props, spittin', breathin' hard and doin' 
 You need practice, be ambitious in the schoolin' 
 Let me tell you party people, you gotta admit 
 Anything than you want you gotta work hard for it   
 That's why i like doin' sounds, that's hard to achieve 
 Makin' two or three sounds at one time you can't believe 
 When i walk down the street, people crowd around me 
 And say, "how you make all them sounds at one time biz markie?" 
 I tell 'em it takes a lot of practice and lip control   
 I've been doin' it since, fifteen years old 
 And everywhere i do it, the people say i'm good 
 I even get big respect in my own neighborhood 
 I'm tellin' you a fact and just like it is 
 Even moms pops and cops say, "what up biz?" 
 Everywhere i go, i always rocked the boat 
 Gonna end this rhyme with this one note 
 Not gonna act conceited and say "i'm the best" 
 But i'm guaranteed to pass any kind of test 
 I say def rhymes with funky fresh lyrics 
 When i do the beat the party people go into hysterics   
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes   
 You heard the proceedin', now here's the sequel 
 All human beat boxes is not created equal 
 That's why i'm here to say today 
 That i'm doin' my beat in a special way 
 Makin' musical tunes, orally, i have perspective 
 I'm very well known and greatly respected 
 I like to thank people, without no doubt 
 Peace hi party people it's time to break out   
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes 
 Make the music with your mouth, biz 
 Biz markie beat boxes