Urahara: Irasshaimase, Urahara shouten e youkoso.
<Urahara>
Kochira Urahara Shouten
Chiiki ni nezashita shouten
Katei zakka ni okashi ni JUUSU
Konbini nami to wa ikanai ga
Nakanaka doushite kono shinazoroe
Aisare tsuzukete haya jyuuninen
Urahara ni
Kochira Urahara Shouten
Shinigami aite no shouten
Ano yo kara no yokonagashi
Buki ya nenryou ofuda ya kusuri
MENTENANSU mo itashimasu
Onedan chotto harimasu ga
Otoriyose mo
Itashimasu
Urahara: Nante harikitte mita mono no, hima desu nee~.
Otokui-sama no Kuchiki-san wa tsukamacchatashi
Sore wo oikkakete Kurosaki-san-tachi mo acchi e icchattashi.
Mina-san, daijoubussu ka nee.
Daitai karera, soroi mo sorotte muteppou to iu ka
Kangaenashi to iu ka.
Tomodachi omoi ni mo hodo ga aru.
Jibun no chikara mo hakkiri wakattenai kuse ni…
Shiranaitte no wa honto, kowaissu ne.
Ano toki, ano toki watashi ga te wo dasanakattara dou nattetanssu ka ne.
<Urahara>
Aru hareta hi no gogo
Totsuzen sai wa nagerareta
Sora ni afureru musuu no HOROU
Kurosaki Ichigo ga damesareru
Rukia: Oi Urahara! Kore wa dou iu koto da!
Urahara: Kore wa Kuchiki-san, maido. Koko kara wa watashi no kaisoussu.
Rukia: Naze konna ni mo HOROU ga atsumatte kite iru no da to kiiteiru!
Urahara: Gen'in nanka shirabeteru yori, hayaku Kurosaki-san no ouen ni itte ageta hou ga iinjanaissu ka?
Rukia: Kuso!
Urahara: Ganbatte kudasa~i
