The silicon chip inside her head
 
 Gets switched to overload
 
 And nobody's gonna go to school today
 
 She's gonna make them stay at home
 
 Daddy doesn't understand it
 
 He always said she was good as gold
 
 And he can see
 
 No reasons
 
 'Cause there are
 
 No reasons
 
 What reasons do you need to be showed
 
  
  Tell me why
 
 I dont like mondays
 
 Tell me why
 
 I dont like mondays
 
 Tell me why
 
 I dont like mondays
 
 I want to shoot the whole day down
  
 
 The Telex machine is kept so clean
 
 And it types to a waiting world
 
 And Mother feels so shocked
 
 Father's world is rocked
 
 And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
 
 Sweet 16 in the peachy keen
 
 No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat
 
 They can see no reasons
 
 'Cause there are no reasons
 
 What reason do you need, oh-h-h
  
 
 Down, down, shoot it all down
  
 
 And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
 
 She wants to play with her toys a while
 
 And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
 
 And the lesson today is how to die
 
 And then the bullhorn crackles
 
 And the captain tackles
 
 With the problems and the how's and why's
 
 And he can see no reasons
 
 'Cause there are no reasons
 
 What reason do you need to die, die, oh-h-h
  
 
 And the silicon chip inside her head
 
 Gets switched to overload
 
 Oh, and nobody's gonna go to school today
 
 She's going to make them stay at home
 
 And Daddy doesn't understand it
 
 He always said she was as good as gold
 
 And he can see no reason
 
 'Cause there are no reasons
 
 What reason do you need to be showed