(Spoken) 
 How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days 
 where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from 
 your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, 
 y'know, I used to have 'em just about all the time. But I found 
 a way to get out of 'em. Let me tell you about it! 
    (Sung) 
 Sitting in the classroom Thinking it's a drag 
 Listening to the teacher rap Just ain't my bag 
 The noon bells ring You know that's my cue 
 I'm gonna meet the boys On floor number two!   
 Smokin' in the boys' room 
 Smokin' in the boys' room 
 Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules 
 But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.   
 A-checkin' out the halls Makin' sure the coast is clear 
 Lookin' in the stalls No, there ain't nobody here 
 Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul 
 To get caught would surely be the death of us all   
 Smokin' in the boys' room 
 Smokin' in the boys' room 
 Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules 
 But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school. 
 All right!   
 Oh, put me to work In the school book store 
 Check out counter And I got bored 
 Teacher was lookin' For me all around 
 Two hours later You know where I was found   
 Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was) 
 Smokin' in the boys' room 
 Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules 
 But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school. 
 One mo'!   
 Smokin' in the boys' room 
 Oh, smokin' in the boys' room 
 Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules 
 But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!