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Bruce Dickinson - Tears of the Dragon
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Bruce Dickinson - Man Of Sorrows
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Bruce Dickinson - Chemical Wedding
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Bruce Dickinson - Jerusalem
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Bruce Dickinson - Tattooed Millionaire
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Bruce Dickinson - Navigate The Seas Of The Sun
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Bruce Dickinson - Book Of Thel
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Bruce Dickinson - Omega
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Bruce Dickinson - Arc Of Space
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Bruce Dickinson - Change Of Heart
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Bruce Dickinson - The Tower
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Bruce Dickinson - Taking The Queen
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Bruce Dickinson - Accident Of Birth
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Bruce Dickinson - Eternal
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Bruce Dickinson - Road To Hell
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Bruce Dickinson - The Alchemist
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Bruce Dickinson - Starchildren
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Bruce Dickinson - Freak
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Bruce Dickinson - Inertia
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Bruce Dickinson - Solar Confinement
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Bruce Dickinson - Trumpets Of Jericho
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Bruce Dickinson - Abduction
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Bruce Dickinson - All The Young Dudes
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Bruce Dickinson - Darkside Of Aquarius
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Bruce Dickinson - Return Of The King
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Bruce Dickinson - Winds Of Change
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Bruce Dickinson - Born In '58
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Bruce Dickinson - Dreamstate
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Bruce Dickinson - Face In The Mirror
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Bruce Dickinson - Faith
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Bruce Dickinson - Gods Of War
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Bruce Dickinson - No Lies
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Bruce Dickinson - Rain On The Graves
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Bruce Dickinson - Space Race
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Bruce Dickinson - Acoustic Song
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Bruce Dickinson - Back From The Edge
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Bruce Dickinson - Cyclops
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Bruce Dickinson - Devil On A Hog
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Bruce Dickinson - Headswitch
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Bruce Dickinson - Hell No
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Bruce Dickinson - I Will Not Accept The Truth
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Bruce Dickinson - Many Doors to Hell
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Bruce Dickinson - Octavia
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Bruce Dickinson - Resurrection Men
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Bruce Dickinson - Shadow of the Gods
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Bruce Dickinson - Son Of A Gun
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Bruce Dickinson - Sonata (Immortal Beloved)
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Bruce Dickinson - Strange Death In Paradise
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Bruce Dickinson - The Magician
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Bruce Dickinson - 1000 Points Of Light
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Bruce Dickinson - Afterglow Of Ragnarok
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Bruce Dickinson - Be Quick Or Be Dead
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Bruce Dickinson - Hell On Wheels
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Bruce Dickinson - Innerspace
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Bruce Dickinson - Inside The Machine
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Bruce Dickinson - Killing Floor
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Bruce Dickinson - King In Crimson
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Bruce Dickinson - Laughing In The Hiding Bush
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Bruce Dickinson - Machine Men
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Bruce Dickinson - Meltdown
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Bruce Dickinson - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
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Bruce Dickinson - Sacred Cowboys
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Bruce Dickinson - A Tyranny Of Souls
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Bruce Dickinson - Americans Are Behind
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Bruce Dickinson - Black Widow
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Bruce Dickinson - Broken
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Bruce Dickinson - Chemical Wedding
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Bruce Dickinson - Dark Side Of Aquarius
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Bruce Dickinson - Eternity Has Failed
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Bruce Dickinson - Fire
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Bruce Dickinson - Flash Of The Blade
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Bruce Dickinson - Gates Of Urizen
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Bruce Dickinson - Kill Devil Hill
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Bruce Dickinson - Man of Sorrows (Hombre Triste)
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Bruce Dickinson - Power Of The Sun
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Bruce Dickinson - Silver Wings
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Bruce Dickinson - Soul Intruders
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Bruce Dickinson - The Trooper
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Bruce Dickinson - Toltec 7 Arrival
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Bruce Dickinson - Welcome To The Pit
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Bruce Dickinson - Zulu Lulu
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Bruce Dickinson - Armchair Hero
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Bruce Dickinson - Ballad Of Mutt
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Bruce Dickinson - Believil
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Bruce Dickinson - Black Bart Blues
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Bruce Dickinson - Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter
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Bruce Dickinson - Darkness Be My Friend
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Bruce Dickinson - Dive! Dive! Dive!
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Bruce Dickinson - Elvis Has Left The Building
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Bruce Dickinson - Fear of the Dark
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Bruce Dickinson - Fire Child
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Bruce Dickinson - God's Not Coming Back
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Bruce Dickinson - Gypsy Road
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Bruce Dickinson - I'm In A Band With An Italian Drummer
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Bruce Dickinson - Into The Black Hole
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Bruce Dickinson - Johnny B. Goode
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Bruce Dickinson - Lickin' The Gun
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Bruce Dickinson - Lone Wolf
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Bruce Dickinson - Mars Within (intro)
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Bruce Dickinson - Mistress Of Mercy
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Bruce Dickinson - Moonchild
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Bruce Dickinson - No Way Out
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Bruce Dickinson - R-101
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Bruce Dickinson - Re-Entry
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Bruce Dickinson - Real World
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Bruce Dickinson - Rescue Day
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Bruce Dickinson - River Of No Return
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Bruce Dickinson - Shoot All The Clowns
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Bruce Dickinson - Silver Wings
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Bruce Dickinson - Spirit Of Joy
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Bruce Dickinson - The Breeding House
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Bruce Dickinson - Tibet
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Bruce Dickinson - Wasted Years
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Bruce Dickinson - Wasting Love
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Bruce Dickinson - We Will Rock You
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Bruce Dickinson - Wicker Man
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Bruce Dickinson - (I Wanna Be) Elected
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Bruce Dickinson - 2 Minutes To Midnight
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Bruce Dickinson - Afterglow of Ragnarok
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Bruce Dickinson - All In Your Mind
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Bruce Dickinson - Arc of Space
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Bruce Dickinson - Beast in the Light
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Bruce Dickinson - Black Night
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Bruce Dickinson - Bohemian Rhapsody (B-Side)
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Bruce Dickinson - Cadillac Gas Mask
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Bruce Dickinson - Chains Of Misery
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Bruce Dickinson - Confeos
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Bruce Dickinson - Dracula
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Bruce Dickinson - Fear Is The Key
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Bruce Dickinson - Fingers In The Wounds
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Bruce Dickinson - Flight Of Icarus
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Bruce Dickinson - Fog On The Tyne
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Bruce Dickinson - Freude Schöner Götterfunken
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Bruce Dickinson - I'm In A Band With A Italian Drummer
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Bruce Dickinson - Journeyman
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Bruce Dickinson - Magician
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Bruce Dickinson - Midnight Jam
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Bruce Dickinson - No Way Out...To Be Continued
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Bruce Dickinson - Over And Out
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Bruce Dickinson - Powerslave
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Bruce Dickinson - Revelations
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Bruce Dickinson - Riding With The Angels
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Bruce Dickinson - Share It Or Lose It
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Bruce Dickinson - Sin City
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Bruce Dickinson - Smoke On The Water
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Bruce Dickinson - Star Children
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Bruce Dickinson - Sun And Steel
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Bruce Dickinson - The Black Widow
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Bruce Dickinson - The Ghost Of Cain
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Bruce Dickinson - The One You Love To Hate
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Bruce Dickinson - The Post-Alternative Seattle Fall-Out
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Bruce Dickinson - The Prisoner
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Bruce Dickinson - The Realworld
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Bruce Dickinson - The Zoo
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Bruce Dickinson - Where Eagles Dare
I'm In A Band With An Italian Drummer
Bruce Dickinson
I'm in a band with an Italian drummer
and all the girls just fall in his lap
I'm in a band with an Italian drummer
But for a foreigner he's quite a nice chap
He just cooks pasta, always faster
He smokes with his father, makes good carbonara
His cock's too long to fit in this song
He shaves his legs and always thinks about sex
His hands have blisters, don't trust him with your sisters
He talks baloni and eats rigatoni
His name's on his sticks, he's got smelly armpits
And when he plays his drums it sounds like this
[REPEAT CHORUS]
He's really Italian, hung like a stallion
He never takes a rest from chasing breasts and legs
He hates Peter Criss but he still likes Kiss
And when he plays his drums it sounds like this
[REPEAT CHORUS]
"The characters described in this song are fictitious and
any similarity to real people living or dead is entirely
coincidental and unintentional"
[REPEAT CHORUS]
He's really Italian, he's hung like a stallion
His cock's too long to fit in this song
He shaves his legs, always thinks about sex
His hands have blisters, don't trust him with your sisters
He talks baloni and eats rigatoni
His name's on his sticks, he's got smelly armpits
when he plays his drums...
...do you know someone like this
I'm in a band with an Italian drummer
I'm in a band with a foreign chap (Repeat in infinity)
"You know son, it's like this you see.
We met him down the pub one day and eerm...
he looked a bit of a geezer at the time.
Ha! It was only when we gave him a fucking saxophone
that he discovered he was a fucking drummer didn't he!
Fucking cunt!
So we got rid of his saxophone and eerm...
put these drums there instead. And eerm...
he was a star really.
And there's nothing we can do about it really."
I'm in a band, in a band, in a band...
"Hey, are you fucking talking to me, aye?
Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! E' come se metti del
peperoncino nel culo di una porta che scoreggia nuvole di nero.
E poi c'era una vacca... Io non ho capito che dice questo
ragazzo inglese... Non mi ricordo.
Ehi Vito, ma che cazzo dice, eh ?!
E te l'ho detto, io non capisco una minchia questo
ragazzo straniero.
...fucking talking to you, aye!!! Ah, think so!
Andate a 'fanculo !!!"
"Dick! Dick! Dick!
It's like if you put some pepper in the ass of a door
that farts black clouds.
And then there was a cow... I don't undestand what this
english boy is saying... I don't remember.
Ehi Vito, what does that dick say, eh ?
And I told you, I don't understand this stranger boy.
...fucking talking to you, aye!!! Ah, think so!
Fuck off !!!"
by mmarcelo10