[Announcer]
 
 "Ladies and gentlemen,
 
 How 'bout a warm round of applause
 
 for our guest this evening at Club 440, Bryan Duncan"
 
 [Half hearted applause, etc]
 
 [Bryan]
 
 "One, two"
 
 [Audience member]
 
 "Who?"
 
  
  One, two, three
 
 Lies upon lies
 
 Are said to get by, mm, mm, mm, mm
 
 Lies upon lies
 
 Are clouds in the sky
 
 Pretty soon it's gonna rain
 
 You're gonna get those shiny shoes muddy, yeah
 
 Between the fools and the wise
 
 A smile can be a wicked disguise
  
 
 [scat singing]
  
 
 Lies upon lies, mmm,
 
 To the wheres and the whys, ha!
 
 Lies upon lies, yeah
 
 Bring tears to the eyes, yes they do, ah
 
 Gonna cry yourself a flood
 
 There ain't gonna be no ark to save ya now, no
 
 Between the fools and the wise
 
 A smile can be a wicked disguise
  
 
 [scat singing]
  
 
 Between the fools and the wise
 
 A smile can be a wicked disguise!
 
 A smile can be a wicked disguise!
  
 
 [scat singing]
  
 
 Lies upon lies!
  
 
 [Enthusiatic applause]