Women: why do them exist? god created that blight then saved the priests God damned: another mistake! you've gotta pay a lot of money then you get fucked Masturbation! you won't get A.I.D.S. just move your hand save your money! only five minutes and you feel so great Bitches: they want to destroy you they take your soul and try to rot your brain Bastards: daughters of god they swear they love you then you feel the pain Masturbation! you won't get A.I.D.S. just move your hand save your money! only five minutes and you feel so great Red lights: a good way to be safe get the ideas then get ready to erupt Fast hand: that's what you need don't risk to be a father you'd better spread off your seeds
