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Jazz Butcher - Big Old Wind
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Jazz Butcher - Chickentown
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Jazz Butcher - Excellent!
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Jazz Butcher - Fertiliser
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Jazz Butcher - Girls Who Keep Goldfish
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Jazz Butcher - Grey Flannelette
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Jazz Butcher - Hysteria
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Jazz Butcher - It Has To Be You
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Jazz Butcher - Partytime
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Jazz Butcher - Rain
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Jazz Butcher - Water
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Jazz Butcher - Whaddya?
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Jazz Butcher - Baby, It's You
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Jazz Butcher - Bad Dream Lover
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Jazz Butcher - Ben
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Jazz Butcher - Big Saturday
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Jazz Butcher - Bigfoot Motel
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Jazz Butcher - Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present
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Jazz Butcher - Chinatown
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Jazz Butcher - Conspiracy
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Jazz Butcher - Cowgirl Fever
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Jazz Butcher - Do The Bubonic Plague
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Jazz Butcher - Domestic Animal
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Jazz Butcher - Down The Drain
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Jazz Butcher - Get It Wrong
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Jazz Butcher - Ghosts
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Jazz Butcher - Girl-Go
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Jazz Butcher - Girlfriend
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Jazz Butcher - Grooving In The Bus Lane
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Jazz Butcher - Hard
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Jazz Butcher - I Need Meat
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Jazz Butcher - Land
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Jazz Butcher - Line Of Death
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Jazz Butcher - Looking For Lot 49
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Jazz Butcher - Lulu's Nightmare
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Jazz Butcher - Mind Like A Playgroup
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Jazz Butcher - Monkeyface
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Jazz Butcher - Olof Palme
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Jazz Butcher - Only A Rumour
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Jazz Butcher - Peter Lorre
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Jazz Butcher - President Chang
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Jazz Butcher - Real Men
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Jazz Butcher - Red Pets
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Jazz Butcher - She's On Drugs
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Jazz Butcher - Sister Death
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Jazz Butcher - Susie
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Jazz Butcher - The New World
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Jazz Butcher - Thing
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Jazz Butcher - True Stories
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Jazz Butcher - Walk With The Devil
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Jazz Butcher - Who Loves You Now
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Jazz Butcher - Almost Brooklyn
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Jazz Butcher - Angel Station
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Jazz Butcher - Angels
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Jazz Butcher - Bakersfield
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Jazz Butcher - Baltic
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Jazz Butcher - Bath Of Bacon
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Jazz Butcher - Bicycle Kid
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Jazz Butcher - Big Bad Thing
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Jazz Butcher - Big Cats
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Jazz Butcher - Blame
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Jazz Butcher - Blues For Dean Read
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Jazz Butcher - Buffalo Shame
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Jazz Butcher - Burglar Of Love
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Jazz Butcher - Call Me
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Jazz Butcher - City Of Night
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Jazz Butcher - Come On, Marie
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Jazz Butcher - Cops And Hospitals
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Jazz Butcher - Cute Submarines
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Jazz Butcher - Daycare Nation
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Jazz Butcher - Death Dentist
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Jazz Butcher - Diamorphine
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Jazz Butcher - Drink
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Jazz Butcher - Falling In Love
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Jazz Butcher - Forever
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Jazz Butcher - Girls Say Yes
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Jazz Butcher - Harlan
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Jazz Butcher - Holiday
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Jazz Butcher - Honey
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Jazz Butcher - Hungarian Love Song
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Jazz Butcher - I Hate Love
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Jazz Butcher - Just Like Betty Page
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Jazz Butcher - Keeping The Curtains Closed
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Jazz Butcher - Kids In The Mall/Kaliningrad
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Jazz Butcher - Killed Out
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Jazz Butcher - La Mer
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Jazz Butcher - Living In A Village
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Jazz Butcher - Lost In France
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Jazz Butcher - Love Kittens
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Jazz Butcher - Marnie
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Jazz Butcher - Mister Siberia
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Jazz Butcher - Mr. Odd
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Jazz Butcher - My Desert
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Jazz Butcher - My Zeppelin
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Jazz Butcher - New Invention
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Jazz Butcher - Next Move Sideways
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Jazz Butcher - Niagara
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Jazz Butcher - Nightmare Being
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Jazz Butcher - Nothing Special
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Jazz Butcher - Old Snakey
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Jazz Butcher - Our Friends The Filth
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Jazz Butcher - Out Of Touch
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Jazz Butcher - Panic In Room 109
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Jazz Butcher - Penguins
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Jazz Butcher - Pineapple Tuesday
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Jazz Butcher - Poisoned By Food
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Jazz Butcher - President Reagan's Birthday Present
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Jazz Butcher - Racheland
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Jazz Butcher - Scarlett
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Jazz Butcher - Sex Engine
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Jazz Butcher - She's A Yo-Yo
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Jazz Butcher - Shirley Maclaine
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Jazz Butcher - Sixteen Years
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Jazz Butcher - Soul Happy Hour
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Jazz Butcher - Southern Mark Smith
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Jazz Butcher - Sweet Water
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Jazz Butcher - Swell
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Jazz Butcher - The Ballad Of Tiny And Clyde
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Jazz Butcher - The Human Jungle
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Jazz Butcher - Vienna Song
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Jazz Butcher - Vodka Girls
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Jazz Butcher - What's The Matter
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Jazz Butcher - When Eno Sings
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Jazz Butcher - Whitfield, Sarah & The Birchfield Road Affair
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Jazz Butcher - Zombie Love
Real Men
Jazz Butcher
See them staring at the girls
Making stupid secret gestures
And shouting stupid senseless words
Oh, they're stronger than a sheet of metal
And they're in the rugby club reserves
They buy the wife a birthday kettle
These are strong men getting on my nerves
Chorus:
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell
Faster than a speeding bullet
See them leaping off that train
All their clothes are stained and dirty
All their girlfriends are ashamed
Real men like to go to the boozer
They play bad darts and they drink bad beer
They get too drunk they look for trouble
And they ask punk rockers if they're queer
( wot you got that hat on for? )
Chorus
All these narrow-minded sun-fed suckers
They're ignorant and they're kept that way
It suits the prats who pay their money
So that is how they're going to stay
Those real men beat on blacks and faggots
Real men stalk in every town
Flash and feisty, mean and nasty
Those real men really get me down
Chorus
Wouldn't happen in China
Real men, real men from Spain
Real men, real men from Mars
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from Hull
Real men, real men from Leeds
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell