In the land of grey and pink where only boy-scouts stop to think
 
 They'll be coming back again, those nasty grumbly grimblies
 
 And they're climbing down your chimney, yes, they're trying to get in
 
 Come to take your money, isn't it a sin, they're so thin
 
  
  They've black buckets in the sky
 
 Don't laeve your dad in the rain
 
 Cigarettes burn bright tonight
 
 They'll all get washed down the drain
  
 
 So we'll sail away for just one day to the land where the punk weed grows
 
 Won't need any money, just fingers and your toes
 
 And when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm and green
 
 Pick our fill of punk weed and smoke it till we bleed, that's all
 
 We'll need
  
 
 While sailing back in morning light
 
 We'll wash our teeth in the sea
 
 And when the day gets really bright
 
 We'll go to seed drinking tea
  
 
 So we'll sail away for just one day to the land where the punk weed grows
 
 Won't need any money, just fingers and your toes
 
 And when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm and green
 
 Pick our fill of punk weed and smoke it till we bleed, that's all
 
 We'll need
  
 
 They've black buckets in the sky
 
 Don't laeve your dad in the rain
 
 Cigarettes burn bright tonight
 
 They'll all get washed down the drain