Hey hey, A.A. man!
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man!
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man!
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man!
 
  
  Out on the motorway, clocking up the miles
 
 My coupé's running roughly, steaming over
 
 Got thirty miles to go to the next services
 
 I ain't a-gonna make it, yes so this is
  
 
 You won't believe the state my engine's in
 
 I'm leaking oil and reckon I won't make it up the hill
 
 I should have checked my fanbelt too
 
 There's a burning smell, and now I'm pulling over to the side
  
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man!
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man!
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man! - get to me as fast as you can 
  
 
 It's now well past four and pissing down with rain
 
 Where's my member's handbook, Patricia darling!
 
 The wheels are well locked up, I'm going for the phone
 
 They ain't had the very man to fix it
  
 
 Operator, put me through to breakdown
 
 I'm down the road, in my little red Marina in the rain
 
 Connect me through to Information
 
 I'm pumped right out and I've fifteen miles to walk home in the wet
  
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man! - get to me as fast as you can
 
 Hey hey, A.A. man! - ------- up the jerrycan
  
 
 Operator, put me through to breakdown
 
 I'm down the road, in my little red Marina in the rain
 
 Connect me to Auto Information
 
 I'm pumped right out and I've fifteen miles to walk home in the wet