My friend Ferdinand will, if he can
 
 Cross that bridge to a little girl's skirt
 
 Hands on which he's a terrible flirt
 
 Says it's good, tells me that I should
 
 Copy him as much as I can
 
 Ride into a dock with only one hand
 
 "I know you gotta be kiddin' me
 
 No man could ever do that and get away"
 
  
  My, my, my, my, Ferdinand
 
 Oh, you're telling lies again, Ferdinand
  
 
 Copin' lay one day
 
 Said to me 'Boy, hey!
 
 Did you hear what is coming from there?'
 
 She was pointing at Ferdinand's hand
 
 In walks Ferdinand's room
 
 Made she cries and beating her chest
 
 I know I got what it takes, but boy!
 
 You really got the rest
 
 "Oh, no, you gotta be kiddin' me!
 
 No more, it's just what I need to fade away"
  
 
 My, my, my, my, Ferdinand
 
 Oh, you're still a one-man hand, Ferdinand