I'd lost all the breath within me
 
 As I went up on the hill
 
 When there she was, with a sad expression
 
 Saying, oh my name is Jill
 
 And I can't find how to get some water
 
 Can you help me? Say you will!
 
 For your time I will reward you
 
 And you know I surely will
 
  
  How could I refuse a lady
 
 When she'd put it quite so well?
 
 There was I in a situation
 
 With no-one around to tell
 
 So all that day, I put some water
 
 In the bucket by the well
 
 When she smiled, I felt her harder
 
 But on the way I fell... down
  
 
 Down - right down the bottom
 
 Ooh ooh ooh - right down the bottom
  
 
 I didn't mind spilling all the water
 
 If I'd satisfied myself
 
 There the time didn't really matter
 
 It could have been somebody else
 
 She would say I will reward you
 
 And even thought it cost a crown
 
 Now I find my life is sweeter
 
 Every time I fall down...
  
 
 So all that day, I put some water
 
 In the bucket by the well
 
 When she smiled, I felt her harder
 
 But on the way I fell... fell... fell... fell...
  
 
 Down - right down the bottom
 
 Ooh ooh ooh - right down the bottom