Her name is Noelle
 
 I have a dream about her
 
 She rings my bell
 
 I got gym class in half an hour
 
 Oh, how she rocks
 
 In Keds and tube socks
 
 But she doesn't know who I am
 
 And she doesn't give a damn about me
 
  
  'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
 
 Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
 
 Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me
  
 
 Her boyfriend's a dick
 
 And he brings a gun to school
 
 And he'd simply kick
 
 My ass if he knew the truth
 
 He lives on my block
 
 And he drives an IROC
 
 But he doesn't know who I am
 
 And he doesn't give a damn about me
  
 
 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
 
 Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
 
 Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me
  
 
 Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
 
 Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
  
 
 Man, I feel like mold
 
 It's prom night and I am lonely
 
 Lo and behold
 
 She's walking over to me
 
 This must be fake
 
 My lip starts to shake
 
 How does she know who I am?
 
 And why does she give a damn about me
  
 
 I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
 
 Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
 
 I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you
  
 
 Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'
 
 Oh, yeah, dirtbag, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'