Yeah, yeah
So let me tell you a little part about me
Let me try to help you erase all the seeds of doubt, please
See, once upon a time, I found myself so traumatized
Only thing that I could really think to do is ask the sky, why?
Singing, why, why, why, why, why?
Can't relive that night, night, night, night, night
Yeah, I used to be vengeful, I had that spite
But now I am changed and here is why
'Cause here's my best friends
Just wanna kick back on the weekends
Gonna gain their trust to deceive them
That's something that I would never do
Because they're my best friends
Nobody would ever come looking
They smell so nice, I'll cook them
I promise that I am not insane, they're my best friends
Dear diary, the thoughts of eating my friends are still continuing
I don't think they heard me though
Reminder: It's Yellow's birthday this week, I might bake him into a cake
Hey bro, what you doing? Writing in your diary?
You ain't gotta lie to me, what, you need some privacy?
Bestie, you look a little sweaty, are you dealing with anxiety?
Anyway, I was just coming by to see
If you were going to the birthday party, I'm excited
See, I think that you and I should go together, that'd be kinda neat
Let's hug it out, if you ever need to talk, confide in me
Ooh, little too tight, man, I'm just tryna breathe
Oh, that's my bad, you're a cool dude, can I call you dad?
Sorry, might add I have daddy issues, it's kinda sad
Note to self: Brown could use a dash of cayenne
To really remind me later of the heat from that hug we had
Here's my best friends
Just wanna kick back on the weekends
Gonna gain their trust to deceive them
That's something that I would never do
Because they're my best friends
Nobody would ever come looking
They smell so nice, I'll cook them
I promise that I am not insane, they're my best friends
Yeah, they're my best friends, or at least I thought it was
Acting kind of odd, and you think you're deceiving all of us
You call us up to lie about everything like we'd fall for it
And stalling just a couple, but only talking to walls
And that's an oof, lil' bro, I can see through your lies
And you can try and hide behind another evil disguise
Like, why, why, why, why? Think it might be the time
We outta cut our ties, but I ain't too good at goodbyes
Wow, I think I can cut the tension here with a knife
What a fake friend, just wanted to go and grab a bite
A little slow roast, open flame, what a delight
But no, gotta get all weird on me, a weird little White
You know I guess I could cut you some slack, or just cut you
Yeah, I think I like it, let's go with that, goodbye Blue
I'll miss you, maybe I'll keep a lock of your hair
And then open up the airlock, lead the crew to despair
Here's my best friends
Just wanna kick back on the weekends
Gonna gain their trust to deceive them
That's something that I would never do
Because they're my best friends
Nobody would ever come looking
They smell so nice, I'll cook them
I promise that I am not insane, they're my best friends
