On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
 
 Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
 
 Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
 
 My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
 
 I had to stop for the night
 
 There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell
 
 And I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell
 
 Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way
 
 There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say
 
  
  
  Welcome to the Hotel California
 
 Such a lovely place, such a lovely face
 
 Plenty of room at the Hotel California
 
 Any time of year (any time of year), you can find it here
  
 
 Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
 
 She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
 
 How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
 
 Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
  
 
 So I called up the Captain, "Please bring me my wine"
 
 He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty
 
 nine"
 
 And still those voices are calling from far away
 
 Wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say
  
 
 Welcome to the Hotel California
 
 Such a lovely place, (Such a lovely place)
 
 Such a lovely face
 
 They livin' it up at the Hotel California
 
 What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) bring your alibis
  
 
 Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice
 
 And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own
 
 device"
  
 
 And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
 
 The stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill
 
 the beast
  
 
 Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
 
 I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
 
 "Relax", said the nightman "We are programmed to receive"
 
 "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave"