She got dirt up under her fingernails She got lint down between her toes She got paint above her eyeballs and Powder on and up in her nose She got tits made out of recycled bottles Her hair flipped up in a twirl She wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin She's a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl
He likes the Redskins rather than foreskins He got a tattoo of Budweiser frogs He got Sears tools since he can't afford Snap-On Spent his money on a pedigree huntin' dog He's a poor man stuck in a poor man's body And he shot his very first squirrel He's got a naked picture of Sarah Palin Looking for a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl
