In comparison to him I'm just a peasant
From the moment he stepped into class
I felt my reputation slashed in half
And stashed away beneath his presence
I'm the coolest thing you'll ever know
So you can call me chromeo
Cuz I'm lacking any awkward adolescence
The kids smile from ear to ear
As they learn he was held back a year
For starting fights and failing all his lessons
Lord with all my heart and all my youth
I pray to be as cool as you
Hey now, any day now
Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
Hey hey now, lost my way now
All through the day, and into the night
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
Hes the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
Hes the boys he's chromeo
Now if chromeo says he needs a lover
Then girls were boring any way
And maybe if I'm gay
He’ll say I'm cool enough to hang with in the summer
School is pointless don't ya know
That's why I skip class with chromeo
And we get high in his basement but I'm a bummer
Cuz I say I don't like how it feels
And chromeo says that what appeals to him
Just don't appeal to my mother
I guess that's just the way it goes
Jumping bridge for chromeo
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Stranger things have been taken too far
Oh chromeo
Sweet chromeo
Don't break my fuckin’ heart
He's got everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
Everything you wish you had to show
All the highs and none the lows
He's the boys he's chromeo
