I usually hate singing in public
Yeah, I can't believe I'm holding a mike
Relatably
We're both off-key
But it's the part of the film that everyone likes
It's our gratuitous karaoke moment
We sound really bad, but look! We're starting to sway
Gratuitous karaoke moment
Ooh, how 'bout we flirt in a performative way?
The camerawork gets better
As we get into the swing
It's makes no sense
But we're gaining confidence
As if it's unnecessary that we sing
In this gratuitous karaoke moment
Our chemistry is better with every chord
Gratuitous karaoke moment
The crowd was annoyed
But now they're getting on board
And now there's this section
Where the song gets quiet
And you hear all the glasses clinking in the room
We take each other in and forget where we are
Until we awkwardly remember that we're onstage in a bar
Oh, right!
In this gratuitous karaoke moment
Somehow we are both doing this move
Gratuitous karaoke moment
Sadly, this film does not improve
After this gratuitous karaoke moment
In 10 years, you realize this scene does not hold up
But you'll still sing this song at karaoke
And no one will care because no one actually likes watching other people sing
